As it ended Sky described him as "Clear, concise and charismatic". The reality is it was anything but. For those who missed it these are the highlights with the Journo's questions roughly translated into the sensible by myself.
"What role do you expect from Rooney" - Waffle about giving Clarance Seedorf his debut at 16.
"Class of 92" - Butt's already here and I can't get shut and I have to find something not too menial for Phil Neville and the Ginger Pig"
"Have you had words with Sir Alex" - I'm the same as you lot I too suck his knob and hang on his every word.
"Will you impose your Football style and philosophy throughout all levels of the Club" - (this one was the only one where he gave something away) - Your kidding aren't you, it's going to take at least two seasons to sort this load of shite out I have been lumbered with for a first team"
"What is the minimum Requirement for success" - Not got a clue
I enjoyed it. It was half an hour well spent.