United Thread 2014/15

[blue corby]

Re: Turtle head coming up on SSN

If he puts ss1 on at 12.45 he can enjoy the 1-6 at the swamp

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Re: Turtle head coming up on SSN

If he happens to be on tv in the background then ok but you have another thing coming if you think i care to even move my head for the remote just to see/hear thier manager.
I have a bogey i can't blow out and it is annoying me, this is my main worry of the day.

All hail the inventor of the remote. More and more do I reach for this saviour of sanity - Beckham, Rory MacRag, Hamilton, CamelGob, BoreWen, the Creosote King. Won't be long before I choose to live like a Trappist monk.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

All I keep hearing is that the rags are the biggest club in the world since pan head said it in his press conference. I don't get it myself, what do they actually base it on? Romance?????

 

[jimharri]

It turns out that 'Louis' van Gaal's real name isn't Louis at all. It's Aloysius. That's pretty wank even by Dutch standards.

My mate Aloysius told me to tell you to piss off!

 

[mad4city]

All I keep hearing is that the rags are the biggest club in the world since pan head said it in his press conference. I don't get it myself, what do they actually base it on? Romance?????

Dunno but I'm going to chance a crazy guess that whatever it is, it's in the club's DNA.

 

[manimanc]

I think they'll improve on last year....
6th place will be a great achievement for turtle heads 1st year....

 

[Ban-jani]

My house mate continually says stuff like...

"No-one could have got that sponsorship deal, it's because we're MAN UTD!"

"He would rather come to us, we're MAN UTD!"

I replay with asking him why several players have jumped ship to Spain, e.g Ronaldo?
Or why other clubs have broken sponsorship records in the past?

 

[sir baconface]

My house mate continually says stuff like...

"No-one could have got that sponsorship deal, it's because we're MAN UTD!"

"He would rather come to us, we're MAN UTD!"

I replay with asking him why several players have jumped ship to Spain, e.g Ronaldo?
Or why other clubs have broken sponsorship records in the past?

We celebrate league titles.
They celebrate whoring themselves.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

All I keep hearing is that the rags are the biggest club in the world since pan head said it in his press conference. I don't get it myself, what do they actually base it on? Romance?????

Dunno but I'm going to chance a crazy guess that whatever it is, it's in the club's DNA.

Yeah bullshit's in their DNA :-D
No really, when I can actually be bothered to ask them how they think they are the biggest club in the world they genuinely can't come up with a valid reason. Sad deluded rag gobshites.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My house mate continually says stuff like...

"No-one could have got that sponsorship deal, it's because we're MAN UTD!"

"He would rather come to us, we're MAN UTD!"

I replay with asking him why several players have jumped ship to Spain, e.g Ronaldo?
Or why other clubs have broken sponsorship records in the past?

It really does make me piss myself when united fans start wanking off to the size of their club's sponsorship deals ffs. It's more than a little pathetic when you think about it.