United Thread 2014/15

[manchester blue]

Because they're fucking desperate !

100% correct

There is (slowly) some realism from them that their 200mil transfer kitty does not excist and most of their 'targets' are things of fiction.

They clearly are in for many of the players they've been linked with as one had gone to Porto and another to Lazio

If they end this window with Shaw, Herrera and Vermelan then they will struggle to get to 6 never mind top 4.

Van Gaal maybe a 'tactical genius' but he needs to be a fucking magician to get that lot challenging for the league

Thing is this post applies to at least the last 10 years closed seasons and every transfer window since they came in regardless of manager -its all a fucking fantasy that the media join in on coz it sells copy and keep rags worldwide happy and deluded

Exactly. I made this point a few days back. They have no big budget. It's all to sell season tickets to the weak and gullible.

I was told all the corporate has sold out by a rag last weekend. Anyone heard this? I argued that I got offered one with a pack of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes the other day but he wouldn't have it. I'd be surprised if they have sold out.

 

[malg]

It wouldn't surprise me if their corporate tickets had sold out.

 

[mad4city]

Now we're getting to the root of the rags' problems.

It certainly highlights them.

Any more puns and I will be dishing out perm-a bans.....

Hair, hair!

 

[crazyg]

Aren't they buying that central defender from Hairtha Berlin - Dan Druff??

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Aren't they buying that central defender from Hairtha Berlin - Dan Druff??

i hope so, he`s head and shoulders above anything we`ve got

 

[laserblue]

It wouldn't surprise me if their corporate tickets had sold out.

I don't think so. I recently had a begging letter from them trying to sell me hospitality packages and then another trying to get me to sign up for their Executive Club. I know at least one other Blue who received these so it seems they're sending random mail shots off, maybe to people whose details they've got off the electoral register and who they think might be interested.

I've told rags about this and they refuse to believe me. Fortunately I kept them for piss taking purposes and have thrust them in a few of their faces. That shut them up sharpish I can tell you.

 

[ohfk]

Now we're getting to the root of the rags' problems.

It certainly highlights them.

Any more puns and I will be dishing out perm-a bans.....

Make sure you treat the whole crew equally though

 

[sir baconface]

More detailed reports of this share sale say the cash is going right in the glazers back pocket bud.
The only chest those notes will see is a strippers.

Keep em coming, TCIB.

:-D

 

[BigOscar]

A story on the DM website today about how when Pique was 12, King Louis was round his house visiting his dad, but decided to just shove 12 year old Pique to the ground and told him he wasn't tough enough to be a CB. I wonder how many other children he's bullied in his lifetime, he really seems like a horrible human being

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I certainly didn't envisage them going back in for Vidal so soon.

mmmm now where have I heard that before </ ;) doffs cap.