United Thread 2014/15

[Rammyblues]

So their four muppets are better than Chelsea, Arsenal City Liverpool Everton and all the rest. They need to give their heads a wobble. Scum

 

[TCIB]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

aaaaand we are back to hating the rags most again.
Cringeworthy and it makes me want to hit small cute animals.

 

[eyejay51]

Wonder if something dodgy is happening with the scum share price? It has flat-lined at 17 for the past 2 days after a rapid downward trajectory.

http://www.google.com/finance?chdnp...=IntervalBasedLine&q=NYSE:MANU&ntsp=0&fct=big

 

[jimharri]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

You're not going to go then?. Free nosh, and free tickets to watch ''The World's Greatest Club''™; you'd be mad to pass up that chance. I'd go.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Whatever happened to the saviour that was Janujizz or whatever his name is? Seems to have gone off the radar somewhat.

To be fair they have previous form in producing "the next big thing " only for them to turn out to be not quite all that - as he is suddenly not being mentioned I expect reality has bitten over at the swamp - ie.s he's not as good as they thought but to be fair he was bigged up by a media circus desperate to report on a positive out of last seasons shambolic rag season.

 

[unexpected item]

james wilson looks some some player

Such a step up from EDS/League Cup star to United PL regular.
He may make it but many bridges to cross first.

This Wilson kid does look talented, and being a united player he will get the full 'next big thing' treatment no doubt. However, I remember Karl Bermingham who scored four for us against the rags in the Manchester Senior cup in 2005 - 18 yr old wonderkid I think he was hailed as. Didn't make the first team and played mainly in Ireland after that.

 

[bluebanjo]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

Can't you book it for the derby at the swamp

 

[RandomJ]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

Should go for the free meal and when they say it's time to go to the swamp take off your jumper to reveal your City shirt and tell em to fuck off.

 

[NQCitizen]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

Not one of our tickets has ever 'complimented' me, they must be getting desperate.

 

[Bill]

Had this in an e-mail today. The need to vomit whilst simultaneously guffawing was a unique sensation......

What a start to the 2014/15 season its been for Manchester United. New manager Louis Van Gaal appears to have had an immediate impact as the team have already picked up their first piece of silverware by winning the Champions Cup out in the USA. In lifting the trophy United beat some of Europe's best in AS Roma, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Liverpool.

We are inviting you and a colleague to join us at one of Manchester United's Premiership matches for the forthcoming season. The two complimentary tickets will include a hosted pre-match meal at a nearby hotel, before heading over to the 'Theatre of Dreams' for what promises to be a thrilling game.

Can't you book it for the derby at the swamp

i'd eat the food then go shopping in town.