United Thread 2014/15

[squirtyflower]

they've got cover though, Evra.....

Buttner then?

sold to russia

one of those ugly **** Brazillian twins has filled in before

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Buttner then?

sold to russia

one of those ugly c**t Brazillian twins has filled in before

list is getting shorter fella...perhaps gimpy can move over ?? ;)

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Where are these fat jokes coming from?? I feel left out

 

[manimanc]

I've heard he's pulled a fat in the second stomach......

 

[Blue Haze]

Their most expensive starting 11 costs more than ours

Louis Van Gaal could name a side valued at £255.6m, a price swollen greatly by recent sizeable acquisitions Juan Mata, Luke Shaw, Ander Herrera and Marouane Fellaini.

Manuel Pellegrini’s most expensive XI comes in at £241.5m, although his substitutes would ensure a squad value rockets. A bench of Joe Hart, Fernando, Stevan Jovetic, Alvaro Negredo, Jesus Navas, Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy would cost £94m.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2723973/Real-Madrid-field-expensive-line-history-Super-Cup-victory-costliest-starting-XI-s-Europe.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... urope.html</a>

Strange how the charge of inflating transfer fees always falls on us.

 

[stony]

Where are these fat jokes coming from?? I feel left out

After paying upwards of £30M for Shaw, man manager of the year Turtlehead Van Slackwinkle made him train on his own because he was overweight and unfit.

 

[marco]

Where are these fat jokes coming from?? I feel left out

After paying upwards of £30M for Shaw, man manager of the year Turtlehead Van Slackwinkle made him train on his own because he was overweight and unfit.

i can see trouble brewing in the training camp, team spirit low moral etc, their already slagging Louis the great off on rag cafe with this injury

 

[Centurions]

shaw out for a month

So, starting the season playing 3-5-2 with 3 centre halves and no full backs...
*snigger*

Have they got 3 CB's?

 

[Rammyblues]

Their delusion knows no bounds.

Lawman said: ↑
DDG Shaw Smalling Rafael Herrera Mata Rooney RVP and even Welbeck & Jones and possibly Carrick to a lesser extend would get a starting place for most of our rivals imo.


I am not sure though whether he is talking about teams in 6th and 8th place or whether he thinks the Rags rivals are top four. :-)

 

[RandomJ]

And they sold Evra and turtle head forced Buttner out of the club so they have no LB for the start of the season. Tactical genius.