United Thread 2014/15

[Blue Haze]

Fatboy and his Homies out on the town, mmmm wonder which street.

Why are they wearing women's jeans?

So glad we didn't waste 30m on that fruit.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fatboy and his Homies out on the town, mmmm wonder which street.

Why are they wearing women's jeans?

They're not wearing women's jeans mate, my worse half tells me that those pants would result in yeast infections.

 

[DalbeyINUK]

Fatboy and his Homies out on the town, mmmm wonder which street.

Why are they wearing women's jeans?

They're not wearing women's jeans mate, my worse half tells me that those pants would result in yeast infections.

I suspect a tuck-under was required to fit into those...I think I'd rather not post the silence of the lambs pic for reference..,,

 

[aguero93:20]

Why are they wearing women's jeans?

They're not wearing women's jeans mate, my worse half tells me that those pants would result in yeast infections.

I suspect a tuck-under was required to fit into those...I think I'd rather not post the silence of the lambs pic for reference..,,

It puts the lotion on the dictators skin?
Been waiting all my life for this, my balls are clapped. Missus says I'd rather watch Swansea smash the rats than fuck her. She's wrong now see you all tomorrow.

 

[malg]

£100m deal to bring di Maria in. I love the fact that their deals are now reported how ours were reported in the early days of the takeover - wages included. In Ferguson's day, there is absolutely no way that would have been reported in that manner.

Drink it in....

 

[IH8MUFC]

Trending in Manchester now on Twitter:

#GlazersOut

Look into that what you will, there are a shitload of fresh tweets right now all from Rags now fed up of the Glazers and wanting them out.

It's easy to blame the glazers but it's far from their fault that they lost to Swansea.

Their line up on Saturday:
De gea 18.9 mill
Jones 16 mill
Smalling 12 mill
Blackett ac
Herrera 29 mill (fellani 27.5 mill)
Lingard ac (janajaz ac)
Fletcher ac
Young 17 mill
Hernandez 6 mill (nani 17 mill)
Mata 37.1 mill
Rooney 25.6 mill

(Figures from men)
So that starting line up cost 162.6 million (by my maths) with 44.5 million worth of talent coming off of the bench.

I don't know what Swansea players or starting line up was worth, but obviously it would have been no where near that. They probably don't have a player they paid 10 million for let alone 7 (9) when you take into account subs.

God forbid players actually get the blame. After all the glaziers are being told who to buy by "football people".

Nice logic rags.

Besides I wouldn't blame the glazers for saying no to anymore possible transfers. I would consider it myself if people kept wasting my money.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

[video]http://youtu.be/wMd1GEzHMWo[/video]
They were happy for a day when Moyes got sacked.
Louis Van Gaal they're miserable now.
They were looking for a draw but couldn't get a draw.
Louis Van Gaal! They're miserable now!

Feel free to add your own lyrics :)

 

[hertsblue]

Rooney now saying they would have learnt from defeat to Swansea. Christ if they learnt from defeats imagine thier IQs after last season.

 

[sir baconface]

Rooney now saying they would have learnt from defeat to Swansea. Christ if they learnt from defeats imagine thier IQs after last season.

Rooney > Einstein

 

[hertsblue]

Fatboy and his Homies out on the town, mmmm wonder which street.

God, let's just say it: that's an incredibly camp looking photo.
Each to their own and all the rest of it but that does look really camp.

Must be a capture competition.

"And did you see when i farted with my fat ass and followed through and it landed in Ashley Youngs mouth"

"Yes, they really did pay upto 31 million for me and are giving me 100k a week"