United Thread 2014/15

[Bill]

They would only come on if they were better than us,or at least on par and competing. Plasticness does that to you.

 

[Shirley]

We have learnt from experience they can only do things when in a mob.
However, they do get a thrill from pretending to be Blues, they have no balls at all, neutered fcukin rags.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

you do know this thread is full of rags?

Possibly so, but none who I would consider to offer any form of meaningful challenge. I'm throwing the gauntlet down to one of the thousands of lurkers to step up to the plate and be a fucking man.

Surely there's someone out there with a brain who thinks he can hold his own.

Come on lurking raggies. You can't all be spineless c**ts, surely?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwW3ytid4DA[/video]

For the avoidance of doubt, even though you're a rag, you fall well, well short of the stated criteria. In the unlikely event that you've got any fellow rags you know who you think might be up to it, feel free to send them my way.

Still no takers among you many lurkers. If this was 2007 you'd be queuing up. What a spineless bunch of cunts.

I'm openly goading and mocking you. Surely someone's up to the challenge?

 

[bgblue]

Goading and mocking?
They are probably used to it GDM :)

 

[laserblue]

Still no takers among you many lurkers. If this was 2007 you'd be queuing up. What a spineless bunch of c**ts.

I'm openly goading and mocking you. Surely someone's up to the challenge?

OK you're on.

1) Why does your lickle club have 20,000 empty seats every single home game?
2) Why do all your fans live in Stockport?
3) Why are all your sponsorship deals made with companies owned by your owner?
4) What will you do when your owner gets bored and the oil runs out?
5) United have already won a trophy in pre-season. What has your pathetic club won so far?
6) United have 659 mllion fans around the world. (No, really). Citeh only have 20,000.
7) Why have all Citeh fans only followed your lickle club since 2008?

Game set and match.

P.S. Apart from me being outed.

P.P.S. Who the fuck is Gordon Davies?

 

[Stoned Rose]

There's thousands of rags who read this thread over the course of a week. Surely there's a couple amongst them who have got the brains and the bottle to start posting on here, to elevate the overall standard of contributions from united supporters.

I know many blues would welcome some decent debate with united fans who can construct a cogent argument. This thread would be better for a few united fans who can hold their own.

There's got to be at least a few of them among the 659 million who can keep up with the likes of me, surely?

It's almost like they're too frightened and intimidated to post on here.

Come on lurking rags, prove you're not all stupid and spineless, I dare you.

So sexy when he gets all masterful ;)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Still no takers among you many lurkers. If this was 2007 you'd be queuing up. What a spineless bunch of c**ts.

I'm openly goading and mocking you. Surely someone's up to the challenge?

OK you're on.

1) Why does your lickle club have 20,000 empty seats every single home game?
2) Why do all your fans live in Stockport?
3) Why are all your sponsorship deals made with companies owned by your owner?
4) What will you do when your owner gets bored and the oil runs out?
5) United have already won a trophy in pre-season. What has your pathetic club won so far?
6) United have 659 mllion fans around the world. (No, really). Citeh only have 20,000.
7) Why have all Citeh fans only followed your lickle club since 2008?

Game set and match.

P.S. Apart from me being outed.

P.P.S. Who the fuck is Gordon Davies?

Tell the Bertie **** that if we banjo the Elephant Man's shower at the weekend, and Shitty slip up against an imperious Saints outfit, the glorious Red Devils will be two points off you nouveau riche twats, that'll get your smug arseholes all atwitch won't it?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've smoked a few out already.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Massive club.

Fuck off back to Stockport.

 

[malg]

Massive club.

Fuck off back to Stockport.

Spot on. Oh, and never,in the great illustrious history of our club, have we gone 35 years without a trophy. 35 years.......small time cunts.