United Thread 2014/15

[bammy blue]

Just going to declare my interest in Katy Perry and Jennifer Lawrence again, after all if the scum can do it for Cavani and Muller then so can I! Fuck all chance of either situations happening!!

 

[manimanc]

They don't need Cavani and muller, they have jelly knees radamel sicknote who, we was told repeatedly, was coming to fire the rags to the league title...

 

[mosssideblue]

We've all had a good laugh at manure over this last 18 months over their demise when wee Davey was at the helm looking like a lost child, and now with the Tactical Turtle doing even worse.

If they don't make top 4 again this year, is it really the start of something spectacular like losing best players, sponsorship / fan withdrawal, slippery slope to lower leagues etc.

Its a genuine question trying to understand where the pivot point might be and is it close?

 

[IrelandSuperman]

Honestly I cannot see relegation for the scum in the next ten years. The slippery slide down will grind to a halt before that happens.

 

[KentBlue]

Maybe not relegation, but maybe a spell as mid-table fodder might teach the fuckers a bit of humility...but I wouldn't bet on it.

 

[malg]

Don't get ahead of yourselves people. All they need is a decent central defender and they'll piss the top four.

 

[lafitz2008]

Why would he agree to leave if it means sacrificing £10m?

Loyalty to his boyhood club.......

There'll be a huge internal battle between his inner boy and his money grabbing footballer psyche... it'll be like an even shitter version of the Superman 3 ending.

 

[cookster]

I just received the following e-mail from the Scum? Cheeky f@ckers are resorting to spam now.

My son and I don't even have a copy of FIFA 15, wankers.

Dear Supporter,

We have received your email address from EA Sports in relation to FIFA 15, as you have indicated that you support Manchester United.

As you are a Manchester United fan we would love to keep you up to date about all of our official news, exciting offers, promotions and competitions, as well as those from our commercial partners.

If you would prefer not to receive these exclusive communications please let us know by sending an email with your full name from this address to marketingoptout@manutd.co.uk.

If you are happy to receive marketing communications from Manchester United you do not need to do anything (Please note you can unsubscribe at any time by following the relevant link within each communication).

Best wishes,
Manchester United

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

I just received the following e-mail from the Scum? Cheeky f@ckers are resorting to spam now.

My son and I don't even have a copy of FIFA 15, wankers.

Dear Supporter,

We have received your email address from EA Sports in relation to FIFA 15, as you have indicated that you support Manchester United.

As you are a Manchester United fan we would love to keep you up to date about all of our official news, exciting offers, promotions and competitions, as well as those from our commercial partners.

If you would prefer not to receive these exclusive communications please let us know by sending an email with your full name from this address to marketingoptout@manutd.co.uk.

If you are happy to receive marketing communications from Manchester United you do not need to do anything (Please note you can unsubscribe at any time by following the relevant link within each communication).

Best wishes,
Manchester United

Can you print your reply :)

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Don't get ahead of yourselves people. All they need is a decent central defender and they'll piss the top four.

Ha Ha