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shallyman said:
Heh, there was a city scout there. Really old guy who everyone said was well known. Stood watching in his John Motson coat. I played a match and was asked to do a man marking job so didn't get a touch of the ball. After the game I was pissed off about that, and the old fella came over to me and said I was the fittest lad on the pitch. The guy I was marking was in City's youth team and he didn't get a sniff of the ball because I was stuck to him like glue, blocking every avenue.
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Verbal diarrhoea.
 
shallyman said:
Heh, there was a city scout there. Really old guy who everyone said was well known. Stood watching in his John Motson coat. I played a match and was asked to do a man marking job so didn't get a touch of the ball. After the game I was pissed off about that, and the old fella came over to me and said I was the fittest lad on the pitch. The guy I was marking was in City's youth team and he didn't get a sniff of the ball because I was stuck to him like glue, blocking every avenue.[/QUOTE

So if you didnt get a touch all game and he didn't get a sniff, where were you both on the bench? Because surely his players were passing him the ball, so for him to not have a sniff means you were cutting out every pass or making great tackles, but you didnt touch the ball you say? Strange one that
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shallyman said:
After the game I was pissed off about that, and the old fella came over to me and said I was the fittest lad on the pitch.
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coat. I played a match and was asked to do a man marking job so didn't get a touch of the ball. After the game I was pissed off about that, and the old fella came over to me and said I was the fittest lad on the pitch. The guy I was marking was in City's youth team and he didn't get a sniff of the ball because I was stuck to him like glue, blocking every avenue.[/QUOTE

So if you didnt get a touch all game and he didn't get a sniff, where were you both on the bench? Because surely his players were passing him the ball, so for him to not have a sniff means you were cutting out every pass or making great tackles, but you didnt touch the ball you say? Strange one that
 
tommo74 said:
coat. I played a match and was asked to do a man marking job so didn't get a touch of the ball. After the game I was pissed off about that, and the old fella came over to me and said I was the fittest lad on the pitch. The guy I was marking was in City's youth team and he didn't get a sniff of the ball because I was stuck to him like glue, blocking every avenue.[/QUOTE

So if you didnt get a touch all game and he didn't get a sniff, where were you both on the bench? Because surely his players were passing him the ball, so for him to not have a sniff means you were cutting out every pass or making great tackles, but you didnt touch the ball you say? Strange one that
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Hark at Angela Lansbury! It wasn't a proper 90 minute game, it was a soccer school for children. Running round cones with a ball. Practicing skills and having little games in groups.
 
shallyman said:
Hark at Angela Lansbury! It wasn't a proper 90 minute game, it was a soccer school for children. Running round cones with a ball. Practicing skills and having little games in groups.
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I used to score 10 times the goals Sergio does. Trouble is i kept fucking waking up ;-)
 
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