United Thread 2015/16

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They are fucked with the doughnut thief. Either they sell him now and get something for him or he sits in the stands for a year and gets paid then leaves for nothing. As for his woman with the money they are on if she can't find a decent house and pub/club within the vicinity she must be blind and stupid.As for the weather it rains just as much in Madrid in the winter.
 
I hate it when people come on here saying how bad manchester is to live

It's like its some sort of competition

If you don't like it you know where the door is

Enough people want to come, mind
 
Has no one thought to bring her to the restaurant..you know the one good one? No wonder.
 
I think the Glazers will force the issue now, they can't seriously contemplate sitting him on his arse for 12 months on full pay and then losing him for nothing. If he isn't "fully focused" now he's unlikely to be for the rest of the season.
 
How the fuck would she know? I bet she's never set foot out of Cheshire.

Coz her maid, the au pair, her gardener and the milkman have all told her so and warned her not to go through the electronic gates at the end of her drive. Still that will mean there is a white Range Rover sport with a very low mileage for sale soon
 
Fuck em, they are of no consequence now, a frontline of Shrek and the lesbian plus Phil the Face with the Turtle pulling the strings, it's mid table mediocrity from now on.
 
On the Happy Ship HMS Swamp then we have Capt TT pissing everybody off - DeGea it seems has definitely downed tools ( I hope he stays - stinking the place out him and Valdes a Spanish revolutionary faction in the corner ) - no sign of Pedro - maybe put of with the machinations at the swamp and the club being played yet again this time by Ramos as he got his new contract. All in all the window progresses well just fearful the Glasers will sack the good Cap'n at Xmas - want him to stay the whole season to cement the word done by agent Wee Davie
 
TT will see out the season. Klopp turned them down the first time and I doubt he will be that interested this time around with the Bayern Munich job becoming available next season and having a season's break. I have my doubts the Glaziers will not want to pay the compensation to sack him either.
 
I'm pretty sure they'll drag some old has been like Mickeh Thomas out to do an interview ...giving it the usual party line stuff...

Remember when Utd come a calling ..everyone jumps at the offer to play for 2/6 a week...



Lola off the Barry Manilow song springs to mind..
 
See the cockroaches are still too scared to join the dots on this -

Valdes - unhappy - tweets about respect - kit moved to the stiffs, rumours other Spanish speakers unhappy
Van Persil - dropped & sold
Di Maria - arrives in blistering form, quickly becomes disenchanted & leaves for a huge loss
Falcao - arrives with a huge reputation, quickly falls out of favour lumbering around disinterestedly in the stiffs
Rafael - dropped, hardly played, sold
Rojo - 'passport' issues - dropped
Herrera - dropped - rumours he might be off
Linedegard - told he won't play, sees out end of contract rather than leave
ChikenTikka - told he won't play, loaned to Madrid, comes back, publicly to,d he is 2nd choice
JizzJam - dropped & reportedly cried - hardly played, form falls off a cliff
De Gea - wants a move, dropped & publicly criticised

Hmm, but no cockroaches are talking about the Giant Turtle in the room
 
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