United Thread 2015/16

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I think Neymars agent has been misunderstood by ewar woowar.
When he mentioned a move to the rags, he smiled. Ewar woowar ran off immediately to tell the turtle that he likes the idea. Little did he know that the smile was just the start of a bit of laughter, followed by uncontrollable hysterics resulting in loss of bladder and sphincter control.
 
M18CTID said:
Bwahahahaha - somebody's hurting ;)

"They'll probably sign Pogba next season then and their aging squad and FFP nightmare will be over..

This tiny club shouldn't be anywhere near the elite clubs but they're getting away with it all because of outrageous sponsorship deals, its infuriating."
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I read that. Sounds a proper spoilt, little wanker.
 
Ian Wright playing ''it should have been me'' Kelly Dalglish..or whatever her name is...said who's that for, LVG over Pedro said Wright, magic
 
After todays dose of magic had a wander to rag caff a few minutes ago - its nice to chart their suffering -

from their Pedro at Chelsea thread- they still believe poor souls

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So we were never interested? Didn't Woody fly to Barca though?
Na. It was for the Neymar deal.

from their "rival squads " thread

I think we've beat them in the window this year tbh. And I don't think anyone else has done better than us, maybe on par with us at most. Our defence has transformed, our midfield is the strongest in the league defensively, and as for attacking options we lack a certain sharpness/end product, but with depay/mata/januzaj/hererra/young, it's up there with even Manchester City's imo.

and this nugget of fucking solid gold in the Neymar thread

Papers are just linking us to point and laugh at us when the window slams shut.

The club need to come out and put this shite to bed. It's obvious that they wind LVG up in his press conferences regarding transfers and he takes the bait and ends up embarrassing himself because of his poor English.

We've been the laughing stock of football since Moyse fecked us over. This shit has become out of hand since Fergie has stopped having a say in what happens.

LVG needs to start banning these cnuts at press conferences, because they're taking the absolute piss with him now. Always asking the same questions and trapping him into answers because of his poor English. It's gotten out of hand now.

The last one - handing out band - harks back to the North Korean esque days of GPC. I think the press are warming to vanNutjobs rants and if bans were handed out there would be quite a reaction in the press
 
I'm listening to talkshite to see what they say. They've not said much about us really.
The presenter has just asked that fat moose about Mane to the rags, "when man United come calling, you have to say yes, surely? ", the moose, "only if you have ambition "
Maybe all these players just lack ambition.
 
2sheikhs said:
I'm listening to talkshite to see what they say. They've not said much about us really.
The presenter has just asked that fat moose about Mane to the rags, "when man United come calling, you have to say yes, surely? ", the moose, "only if you have ambition "
Maybe all these players just lack ambition.
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Ha ha ha - tell that to Pedro.
 
Neymars agent was apparently in Manchester yesterday.
In the insanely unlikely event that he went to the rags, how much would he cost in fee and wages?
£100 million + £25 million per year?????
 
2sheikhs said:
Neymars agent was apparently in Manchester yesterday.
In the insanely unlikely event that he went to the rags, how much would he cost in fee and wages?
£100 million + £25 million per year?????
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Well Barca would be in such a strong position I would suspect they could get £100m up front from the rags with add ons and a healthYy sell on of say 25% of ANY fee not just profits and he will surely want at least £500k pw so you are in the correct ball park.

Of course all this is leaked when they unveil Yannick Bolasie as the 11th hour signing for a bargain £30m pointing out there is still no value in the market..... Lol

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Bolasie would be loaned back to Palace at the end of the season - played 5 - scored 0 - assists 0
 
bluethrunthru said:
Well Barca would be in such a strong position I would suspect they could get £100m up front from the rags with add ons and a health sell on of say 25% and he will surely want at least £500k pw so you are in the correct ball park.

Of course all this is leaked when they unveil Yannick Bolasie as the 11th hour signing for a bargain £30m pointing out there is still no value in the market..... Lol

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Bolasie would be loaned back to Palace at the end of the season - played 5 - scored 0 - assists 0
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His release clause is around the £140m mark.
 
They could always offer a part exchange with one of their players that happens to be valued at £40 million.
 
From a rag on the caf with over 29 thousand posts:

They're so far ahead of us its frightening. They're just on a completely different level, and have been ever since Fergie retired.

They're the dominant team in Manchester thesedays, no matter how much people on here will try and pretend like they're not. We might have the history and the size, but on the pitch they overtook us quite a while ago, and the gap just keeps on getting bigger.

Not really the little noisy neighbours anymore I'm afraid.
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Once Google translate has done it's work, they'll be 659 million death threats heading that fella's way.
 
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