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I haven't laughed this much since the last time I laughed at them.

I laugh a lot these days.......

So happy to have gone through those years of shit
 
Ian Wright on BBC



Swansea 2-1 Man Utd

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Ian Wright

BBC Radio 5 live

"I haven't got a clue what Van Gaal is trying to do.What's their system? Surely Manchester United have got to play with a bit more pace and thrust and tempo. They seemed desperate."
 
Another gem from Ragcafe:

Just remember the seven P's guys: Philosophy, Possession and Processes make us Predictable and lead to Piss Poor Performances.
 
So funny. They were so crap. Wish we were playing them this weekend. We'd tonk them.

What a great set of results for us this weekend.

But with a great manager like LVG, who should be given a lifetime contract, I'm sure they'll go from strength to strength. ;-)
 
paulchapo said:
The deluded one on the BBC website.

'We could not cope'

Swansea 2-1 Man Utd

Man Utd boss Louis van Gaal on Sky Sports: "The opponent changed their shape and we could not cope, that is not good.

"We lost in that five minutes and it is a pity because we controlled the game.

"You have to be compact, we were probably too dominant to have the sense to do that.

"We could have scored much more goals, that us not the problem. You need a little bit of luck."
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. These fuckers have all the luck. Page 49 onwards on their matchday thread on red cafe is a joy to read.
 
More fun from the caf:

1. Preaches cerebral coaching and the thinking footballer.

2. Complain about lack of balance.

3. Goes behind.

4. Takes off all the intelligent players capable of picking passes.

5. Throws on target man.

6. Proceed to mindlessly bomb penalty area.

Get him the feck out.
 
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I'm honestly tired of trying to figure him out, a proper striker in his place and we'd be top of the league.

The last game he looked lethal, this one he had zero awareness or any sort of confidence to at least hit the target, whatever it is, i don't care.
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I hear Woodward is planning a deadline day triple swoop for Varese midfielder Andrea Cristiano, South Korean defender Lee Kyu Ro and Wolfsburg centreback Naldo after online petitions urging United to sign them.
 
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