United Thread 2015/16

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BigOscar said:
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Yes, that's right. SSN are currently comparing Rooney and Mullers ratings on football manager to show people what a great imaginary signing he will be
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Seriously?! Fuck me! I know it's a 24 hour sports news channel so there needs to be a fair amount of "filler" but that's farcial. Ooh look, he's got a 17 for acceleration, means he's clearly quicker than Rooney, who only has a 15!! Undiluted shite.
 
Football is still not scientific. So many variables impact what happens in a game and how a player performs. Most armchair Rag fans will actually believe they could sign Muller. They'll be shocked when they get a yoghurt instead.[/QUOTE]

exactly - I have yet to see a stat where you can scientifically compare the effect of drag on a players head / hair - eg shaved vs long hair ( Lily Savage in his pomp for example ) vs rug ( Rooney ) - I mean Thomas Graveson would probably leave Rooney for dead now were they both still at Everton due to the turbulence and drag created by the donated thatch
 
Matty said:
Seriously?! Fuck me! I know it's a 24 hour sports news channel so there needs to be a fair amount of "filler" but that's farcial. Ooh look, he's got a 17 for acceleration, means he's clearly quicker than Rooney, who only has a 15!! Undiluted shite.
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And he's clearly better at heading. Utd will probably be better than us on FIFA again like last years.
 
Pam said:
Wishful thinking, it's called. "What if the Sheikh should die?" It comes to something when you start hoping people will die for your savation. Not all rags can accept the truth, even after seven years. And as for "the Sheikh might lose interest brigade " ", they have clearly never been within a hundred miles of our stadium and it's environment. We should club together and bring them on a day trip so that they might see the epic scale of things with MCFC. The twats would jump off the roof at the Asda superstore.
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Or Manchester for that matter.
 
How long before they rumble Edwoodwoodwood for what he is? Thinks he is a player but clearly isn't? Just gets played along by agents using the threat of a move to the rags as a way of getting a better deal where the player is already or elsewhere - the agents are treating him like some sad crack whore that they use and abuse and then just pass on to the next dealer !!
 
hutton who blue said:
This keeps getting better. Just as well they're not a greengrocers, they can't sign a carrot.
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On rag caff the Pedro thread has the title changed to " Pedro M#FC DROP INTEREST ( lol ) - Chelsea bound " There are even posters on there who question how they can chase a player for a month then say they aren't interested. Then again a lot reckon thats to get Muller - don't blame them I love the fruit corners
 
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