United Thread 2015/16

[yatesy94]

Otamendi & Ramos...not the standard required for a club of the stature of Man United. Smalling is worth x4 either of those two...but don't take my word for it. Listen to what this fat prick has to say! :D

 

[badmash]

Otamendi & Ramos...not the standard required for a club of the stature of Man United. Smalling is worth x4 either of those two...but don't take my word for it. Listen to what this fat prick has to say! :D

They are a lot like Michael Jackson fans, bit weird and blinded by everything nited.
If you don't play for best club in the whole wide world you are just shit and irrelevant.

 

[warspite]

The club that just keeps on giving, poor fuckers don't know when to shut the fuck up

 

[2sheikhs]

I wouldn't be surprised if some kid sends in a clip of shrek scoring on fifa and Sky trying to enter it in a goal of the season contest.
Players and agents aren't stupid. The turtle already had a bad reputation and it's getting worse. There's no guarantee that they'll finish in the top 4. Far from it. The style of football they're playing and the lack of quality players is plain to see. THAT'S why these players are snubbing them.

 

[citytill1die84]

Last years spending is hurting them imo they spent 2 transfer windows in 1 summer.

 

[aguero93:20]

Last years spending is hurting them imo they spent 2 transfer windows in 1 summer.

Maybe not two transfer windows in one but it's definitely changed this summer, they're shopping in the bargain bin when they need to be buying from the top shelf.

 

[Matty]

There's a certain degree of irony that a guy more readily associated with The Equaliser is now in charge of recruitment for a club which has fallen behind and is desperately scrambling to get back on even terms.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Wanted wanted wanted

Football players of all ability for team in trafford wanted, we play on Fridays and Sunday's and are short on numbers due to over seas players crying off.

Must have own boots and shin pads and let our assistant manager sleep with your wife or girlfriend. Come along and see what it's all about you might end up on 300k a week.

Yours

Turtle head

 

[Vienna_70]

When Pedro asked his agent if he should join the rags, his agent replied in his best Del Boy voice, "No way, Pedro!"

 

[blueincy]

Otamendi & Ramos...not the standard required for a club of the stature of Man United. Smalling is worth x4 either of those two...but don't take my word for it. Listen to what this fat prick has to say! :D

Didn't watch the game and wouldn't watch the cheating cunts so dont get this..

They offerd us nothing we was'nt threatend at all throughout the game?
Yet MOTM Smalling WTF..

 

[city2]

Woodward must have boarded the same plane to Barcelona as he did last year when flying home from there American tour to complete a major transfer according the Sky,s breaking news, turning into a top comedy club,

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Woodward must have boarded the same plane to Barcelona as he did last year when flying home from there American tour to complete a major transfer according the Sky,s breaking news, turning into a top comedy club,

He probably thought fuck it, might have a few crazy days in Barcelona smash some San Miguel's down and see the sights. Bollocks to player recruitment.

 

[Vienna_70]

Edward Woodward went to Spain in a rubber dinghy.
Came back home on his own cos ushited are too stingy!

 

[CTID1988]

Have a look at @themanutdway on Twitter. Honestly thought it was a parody account

 

[barryo]

SSN is funnier than the comedy channel.

Kaveh Solhekol in his slow talking slurrrr is at the "investigating" board to announce the 3 reasons the scum are considering a bid for Southamptons Mane.

1: cheaper than pedro
2: premiership proven ...!!!
3: the tactical turtle wants pace and creativity.

Wow. Just wow.

 

[Vienna_70]

SSN is funnier than the comedy channel.

Kaveh Solhekol in his slow talking slurrrr is at the "investigating" board to announce the 3 reasons the scum are considering a bid for Southamptons Mane.

1: cheaper than pedro
2: premiership proven ...!!!
3: the tactical turtle wants pace and creativity.

Wow. Just wow.

4. Time is running out!

 

[2sheikhs]

I actually think Pelle would be a good signing for them. Having said that, PELLEGRINI would be a useful player at the moment for them.

 

[Forzacitizens]

Kaveh solhekol

1. Face you want to punch
2. Voice like chalk being scraped down a white board
3. Ugly name
4. Know fuck all

 

[aguero93:20]

Kaveh solhekol

1. Face you want to punch
2. Voice like chalk being scraped down a white board
3. Ugly name
4. Know fuck all

5. Rag

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

Manes turned into a good player in the last 45 minutes