United Thread 2015/16

[Guide Bridge Blue]

Otamendi & Ramos...not the standard required for a club of the stature of Man United. Smalling is worth x4 either of those two...but don't take my word for it. Listen to what this fat prick has to say! :D

Hahaha. I know this particular twat, although he seems to have piled a bit of weight on and developed a Manchester accent in the past few years.

 

[Groke]

Or, Woodward saying to LVG when they've been shunned by all and sundry, ''Who's having the fat one?''

even the 5 to 2 fat ones are desperately scanning the room trying to look for better alternatives

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hahaha. I know this particular twat, although he seems to have piled a bit of weight on and developed a Manchester accent in the past few years.

little bit giddy haha

 

[andyhinch]

Thought it was going to be the dippers year, but who's going to stop the mighty rags :)

 

[Hoghead]

Utd's transfer policy reminds me of the bloke in the nightclub who spends all evening trying to pull, but goes home with the '5 to 2' bird.

Commonly known as the 'burnt chip'.

 

[adr2.8i]

Hey my wife was a 5 to 2 bird and we've been blissfully unhappy since 1998 :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think that's happening now. Editors are realising that they can get as many hits from the majority that hate them.

Now I'm not all that PC savvy....but this may have answered a question that has been bugging me for a long time. I'm sick and tired of every other colum inch mentioning mufc in any shape, way or form possible for whatever reason. Thank you, the penny has propped, long may it keep falling.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

They're getting all maudlin over on the caf, have a peep over there and clock some of the recent topics; my current fave is this belter:-

''Buying players-The Golden Years'.''

 

[George Hannah]

Mata: 37M
Felliani: 27M
Herrera: 29M
Di Maria: 60M
Rojo: 16M
De Gea 20m
Darmian: 13M
Schweinsteiger: 15M
Smalling - £10m
Blind - £14m
Shaw - £32m
Carrick - £18.6m
Schneiderlin - £25m
Januzaj - £300k
Depay - £31m
Rooney - £27m
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Total: £363M most of them bench burners!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

But they've got the latest premier league sensation. ....according to the Mail....