United Thread 2015/16

[bluethrunthru]

Guarantee that they will bid for bale about 5 minutes before the windows closes and then 'run out of time' to get the deal done

Their only realistic chance is if we agree a fee and they get GPC out of retirement to intercept him at the airport like Berbaflop.....

 

[yeseye]

Haha, same happens every year. A few of them will suss it out, but the rest will keep believing they are genuinely in for a Bale/Muller.

More chance of signing the Muller rice bear!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Guarantee that they will bid for bale about 5 minutes before the windows closes and then 'run out of time' to get the deal done

Come on, if the rags bid for Bale with 5 mins to go, the transfer window will be extended until it is done......so forever then!

 

[Mikejl]

Its funny coz suddenly not bothered about their BIGGEST MASSIVE-EST game of the season against the Dippers? Surely not a fear of losing? Should be a good watch - the inept vs the disorganised - either nil/nil or 42/37 written all over it ha ha ha

Two bald blokes fighting over a wig

 

[Ric]

Rooney is taking the piss out of them. The rags over at the cafe aren't happy with rug head at all.

Apparently they are back in for Bale again......Woodward has got more air miles than Richard Branson

Just had a quick read of the United forums, and didn't quite realise the level of hatred for Rooney (and, increasingly, van Gaal).

Hilarious to think he still has almost four years to run on a £300,000 a week contract. That's over £60m in wages for a rapidly declining player. A catastrophic error of judgement.

 

[Clevers]

Loved this comment about LVG on rag cafe

"He'll leave with the name the Woodcutter as frankly his greatest achievement thus far is getting rid of the second raters we had stockpiled over the last few years."

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

from Muller to Bale, throw in Neymar, add a dash of Ronaldo. Oh and a forced move by Otamendi ..........and they end up with, Charlie Austin

I reckon they would fair better if they went and signed some WWE wrestlers, Hulk Hogan as CB, The Undertaker up front or playing just behind rooney

The only superstars they can attract I reckon : )

 

[sir baconface]

Heard a rumour that the Di Maria break in was all bollocks and just a story to get out of the Swamp. He never wanted to go there 12 months ago and his stint there was only a stop gap until he got his wish of going to PSG which was always his first choice.

It was De Gay, dressed in a hooped jumper and carrying a swag bag.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just had a quick read of the United forums, and didn't quite realise the level of hatred for Rooney (and, increasingly, van Gaal).

Hilarious to think he still has almost four years to run on a £300,000 a week contract. That's over £60m in wages for a rapidly declining player. A catastrophic error of judgement.

Fair play to the guy, he did hold them to ransom, twice, to get his demands met.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Just had a quick read of the United forums, and didn't quite realise the level of hatred for Rooney (and, increasingly, van Gaal).

Hilarious to think he still has almost four years to run on a £300,000 a week contract. That's over £60m in wages for a rapidly declining player. A catastrophic error of judgement.

Hilarious considering it was talk of him leaving for us that caused such a drastic move : )