United Thread 2015/16

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Apart from Guillem, is he a closet fan?

He's trying to justify the Martial fee.

Anyone justifying the fee in this case is a propagandist for the rags and utterly venal.

 

[BlueRockape]

Is Ballague a United fan? Praised them all the way there on SSN

How far is the **** up the rags arse
As stated RM did not receive the documents from the scum what could they do

 

[Impeccable One]

Quite. The idea that United will disappear is fanciful in the extreme. They will always be a rival. Make the most of their current discomfort - it won't last forever.

OK, may be not for ever, ...... I'll settle for 35 years though ;)

 

[stony]

Surly French twat, former overrated footballer and full time ****, Cantona has tweeted that Martial will be worth £100M in a few years and the rags are lapping it up. Good, it will be all the more unpleasant for them when he flops and they sell him for £10M to Sunderland.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

We should have dinner there sometime soon. I'll buy.

What a lovely thought. I've always wanted to try some of Lou's deep-fried bullshit (with a touch of lemon).

 

[aguero93:20]

Surly French twat, former overrated footballer and full time ****, Cantona has tweeted that Martial will be worth £100M in a few years and the rags are lapping it up. Good, it will be all the more unpleasant for them when he flops and they sell him for £10M to Sunderland.

Sunderland have wised up though, it'll be more like £2m.

 

[foetus]

Not sure if I should hit the hay or make some popcorn. Could be an interesting few hours lol

 

[Chris in London]

Surly French twat, former overrated footballer and full time ****, Cantona has tweeted that Martial will be worth £100M in a few years and the rags are lapping it up. Good, it will be all the more unpleasant for them when he flops and they sell him for £10M to Sunderland.

I saw something about him on TV. He was pretending to be a farmer in order to pull.

Says it all, really.

 

[M18CTID]

Considering 99.99% of them hadn't heard of him yesterday morning, an awful lot of people over on the Caf are putting a very positive spin on the Martial signing!

 

[Mikejl]

So after the dust settles, is this their first 11

Gk Romero Roche
RB Italian bloke
LB Fatty
CB Mike Smallthing
CB Blind Midget
MF Doesn't
MF Tom Daley
MF Memphis Belleend
MF Schneiderthing
FW Shrek
FW Wotisname

Bench

Valencia
Paddy McNair?
Carrick
Phil the face
BogBrush
PigPoker
Lingard


Erm... That's it?

Non playing squad to have rumoured to have fell out with Van Pulis - Valdes - Donut - Agents Herrerra - Rojo

Europa league at best