United Thread 2015/16

[SPIDERBOY]

It won't matter as we'll be in all of the cups for much longer than them anyway - I'll emphasise that - ALL the cups ;-)

Still wouldn't let him have it.

 

[shallyman]

Our fanzone that's been voted part of our Best Match Day Experience award?
And wasn't utd looking into doing their own fanzone after the success of ours? How's that going for you?

Jesus, I would hate to go anywhere near summat called a FANZONE. I would walk the long way around the stadium to avoid it.

 

[Yates]

Jesus, I would hate to go anywhere near summat called a FANZONE. I would walk the long way around the stadium to avoid it.

Summat..........

 

[supercity88]

I'll give him the headstart. Sterling will outscore and outassist Alfonso Alves this season comfortably.

Depay will probably end up at Boro as well.

 

[supercity88]

Jesus, I would hate to go anywhere near summat called a FANZONE. I would walk the long way around the stadium to avoid it.

Good job you just watch from your sofa in Surrey.

 

[cucumberman]

C'mon guys. A Dutch nobody who's only played in a cloggers league. A mere 10 months older than Sterling. Plays in the same position. Who's gonna score more goals this season? The 44m man or the 25m man. I'm willing to bet.

You go ahead and win the golden boot trophy while we resume business in the title. Because, you know, none of our players won it before.

 

[stony]

You're wasting your time lads. He's either on the wum or clinically stupid. Don't give him the attention he craves. Just pm the **** next May and laugh at him.

 

[Pam]

I agree, but I'm not having it that you guys are the benchmark for transfer success. Your strategy is the same as always, bid more than everyone else. Although in many cases there wasn't anyone else. Look at Mangala 31m and Fernandinho 34m. There wasn't a queue of top clubs waiting to sign them.

You have a highly selective memory, considering it was only this time last year that you were spunking God knows how much on washed-up or failed Galicticos that scraped you into fourth before fucking off.

And your squad this season is crappier still. I cannot stress just how plain old ordinary you look. It's been the same for the better part of three years now. Keep it up.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Shallyman is clearly a blue on the wind-up. Probably trying to entertain us now the de Bruyne thread is redundant. I'be been trying to work out which high-profile poster has been absent since he appeared. Anyone got any ideas ?

 

[stony]

Darmian - Currently the leagues best RB

Oh my fucking days. Redcafe gets funnier by the minute.