United Thread 2015/16

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Done. They're both on two by the way. Sterling has scored against Watford and assisted against Everton. Your boy has two against a Europa league standard team.

It's nice that you've allowed him to include those towards the overall total.

In terms of league only that Squawka site has Sterling on 88 for performance score, Depay on 39. Sterling has the better pass and shot accuracy so far and has scored once and created 6 goal scoring opportunities. Depay hasn't scored in the league and has created 2 goal scoring opportunities. I suppose the rags have had to play the might of Newcastle, Spuds, Swansea and Villa so far... can't expect to create too much against those sides. Sterling should have done a lot better against the likes of WBA, Chelsea, Everton and Watford. Particularly as he's been specifically identified and doubled up on in each of those games.
 
Don't rise - the rags were trying to copy our Cityzone as they thought it was fantastic.

At least we save the humour for pre-match and half-time for our own fans (and visitors) - they're a continuous laughing stock on and off the pitch for the whole of the footballing world :-)

Led by the biggest buffoon I've seen in a long time

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How long until he gets the 'heave-ho'?
That bottom left is very Hitleresque
 
It's nice that you've allowed him to include those towards the overall total.

In terms of league only that Squawka site has Sterling on 88 for performance score, Depay on 39. Sterling has the better pass and shot accuracy so far and has scored once and created 6 goal scoring opportunities. Depay hasn't scored in the league and has created 2 goal scoring opportunities. I suppose the rags have had to play the might of Newcastle, Spuds, Swansea and Villa so far... can't expect to create too much against those sides. Sterling should have done a lot better against the likes of WBA, Chelsea, Everton and Watford. Particularly as he's been specifically identified and doubled up on in each of those games.

I'll give him the headstart. Sterling will outscore and outassist Alfonso Alves this season comfortably.
 
This is what they're wanking off to at the caff tonight. There's always one though isn't there. Trust Mr singh2002 to piss on their chips and bring them down to earth with a bump. Pmsl.

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Having just watched several videos of Martial, I'm actually disappointed with the level he's currently at. Doesn't seem to have a great touch, ball control or seem good at retaining posession either. Looks like he runs into cul de sacs in an almost amateurish way. I think with the fee as it is you'd expect a more naturally gifted player like Rooney was at that age. Ironically even Januzaj may have more natural ability.

If you can put the price tag aside, he has great pace and there are a number of players who use their pace well like Hazard or Moura and in the future he could be moulded into that type of player that is quick over the first ten yards and uses it to beat his man.

I think anybody expecting this kid to arrive and be a superstar in the short term will be disappointed and the Henry comparison looks a little far-fetched. Was interesting to see Henry on tv almost looking sheepish when Martial was dubbed the new Henry but he was one of a kind and only really fulfilled his potential when he came to Arsenal. So I hope im wrong and Martial goes from strength to strength in his time at United. I just don't think we've b
ought the worlds most naturally gifted player.


Basically they've spent £58m on Victor Anichebe.

Lolz.
 
No it wasn't you rag cretin. It was £44m plus a potential £5m in add-ons.

The add-ons were £0.5m per 50 games played (up to £2m/200 games), £0.5m per title win (up to £1.5m) and £1.5m for a CL win within 5 years.

So to trigger the full 5m, we'll have won at least 3 PL titles, at least 1 CL and he'll have played at least 200 games for us in the next 5 years in doing that. I think that's worth £5m of anyone's money.

Haha, you're wasting your time mate.

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Someone said he Whatshisname was like the original Ronaldo. Jesus wept
By the time Ronaldo was 19, he'd scored 44 goals in 47 games in Brazil and 35 goals in 36 games in Holland. Martial has about 10 goals in total. Other than that, they're very similar
 
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