United Thread 2015/16

[Prestwich_Blue]

He's now only 18 international goals behind Robbie Keane. Amazing.

And's he's level with the rags current top league scorer, Own Goal.

 

[mad4city]

I'd prefer he broke his fat, horrible, scouse neck personally.

Admirable sentiments, beautifully expressed.

 

[Pell]

I wanted him to break it today, that way the fucking love in would be over. Now we've got more fucking coverage of him and that **** Charlton.......it will be even worse at Wembley as you know the fucking ticket tout will be there, and the camera will pan over to him every time the fat **** gets near goal. It will be intolerable.

It might be even worse if he broke it today, because they would have a special presentation for Tuesday. He would probably get a guard of honour from both sets of players, and Charlton would present him with an award on the centre circle, and give a speech, with constant shots of Coleen in the crowd, wiping away tears, followed by fireworks, and a standing ovation from the crowd. They would probably bring the class of 92 on the pitch as well. I think Hodgson made the best decision of his England career by taking him off.

 

[sir baconface]

Sorry, no link because I only saw hard copy. However, today's Times is critical of Piss-can's legacy and even more scathing about both the Turtle's panic buying and the shit style of "football" he's imposed. They reckon quite a few big names were sounded out in the transfer window. They also pour ridicule on the fee paid for the Martian.

 

[stony]

Sorry, no link because I only saw hard copy. However, today's Times is critical of Piss-can's legacy and even more scathing about both the Turtle's panic buying and the shit style of "football" he's imposed. They reckon quite a few big names were sounded out in the transfer window. They also pour ridicule on the fee paid for the Martian.

If you've got a spare 20 minutes can you type up a transcript, cheers.

 

[mad4city]

If, as a club, or as supporters we ever become so pumped up with our own self-importance that we start using the expression "the City way" a part of me will die inside. It's such a vain, smug yet empty thing to say. It simply doesn't mean anything.

I hope we never take ourselves too seriously. It would be a real shame if that happened.

Hear hear.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The Trafford Ministry of Truth appear to be regaining control again after the insurrection. It all seems to be "We did good business. Turtlehead is building for the future. The football's not as bad as everyone is making out and is an improvement on Moyes. Ewar Woowar has had a good window and is doing a great job on the commercial side."

There'll be few in Room 101 in the bowels of the swamp being forced to watch the 6-1, VK's header, the Agueroooooo moment and a few of the games under Wee Davey as we speak.

 

[MCC]

Rooney surely can't be kinghted after his granny shagging and prostitute exploits.

A la the family man, Bryan Riggs.

Couldn't happen to a nicer club.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

there are different stories about the origins

Luton away, A trip to Ireland I think etc.

I think the origins don't matter anymore and it has taken on a life of its own that chant and is one of the best we sing.

It shows our loyalty, doggedness and attitude when we are losing and takes a swipe at the media and fans who take the piss when we are winning but also takes the piss out of fans saying we .....er .......don't have any fans or have empty seats etc

We are not we're not really here......it's so flexible that chant. Brilliant from City fans again.

It's a fucking mint chant, it really is.

 

[Sergio Picasso Aguero]

I'm willing to put money on Durham's next show being about wazza's undoubted world class ability