United Thread 2015/16

[goatersnipple]

Admirable sentiments, beautifully expressed.

I would consider watching the highlights if the **** broke his neck.
I haven't seen a minute of an England game since that bastard got vinny sent of in the face cup fuck them.....

 

[M18CTID]

The Manchester United way....

Four words that wind me the fuck up. What is the Manchester United fucking way they speak of? That vague nod to an almost holier than thou approach to things they do. Not once has a united fan been able to tell me what the Manchester united way is when I've heard them speak of it. The conversation usually goes... The kids... We bought youth to mould into superstars... It's money we earn, not Arab oil money.... 20 times... Fuck off you bitter blue ****.

The Manchester united way.. Gah!

The Manchester United Way:

Receiving more handouts than a homeless tramp in Piccadilly Gardens during their history without ever showing gratitude for it.

Kicking out the survivors (and families) of the Munich air disaster from their club rented homes.

A chairman that made his money by selling condemned meat to schools across the north west of England.

Another chairman (his son) who had a penchant for peering under the cubicle doors of female toilets.

Taking 40 years to hold a memorial match for the victims of the Munich air disaster, then billing it as the return of Cantona instead, and allowing his entourage to claim £90,000 in expenses which was paid directly out of the memorial fund.

For the 50th Munich anniversary derby, having the logo of their main sponsor at the time, AIG, plastered over the memorial picture that adorned the front of Old Trafford.

For the same game, both clubs agreed to wear specially commissioned kits without the logos of their respective sponsors and City also kitted out their mascots with these special strips too. United, meanwhile, kitted their mascots out with the current home strip of the time complete with sponsors logo.

All hail the United Way!

Now let's see the lurking mouth-breathers from the Caf stick THIS post in their shitty Bluemoon meltdown thread.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The Manchester United Way:

Receiving more handouts than a homeless tramp in Piccadilly Gardens during their history without ever showing gratitude for it.

Kicking out the survivors (and families) of the Munich air disaster from their club rented homes.

A chairman that made his money by selling condemned meat to schools across the north west of England.

Another chairman (his son) who had a penchant for peering under the cubicle doors of female toilets.

Taking 40 years to hold a memorial match for the victims of the Munich air disaster, then billing it as the return of Cantona instead, and allowing his entourage to claim £90,000 in expenses which was paid directly out of the memorial fund.

For the 50th Munich anniversary derby, having the logo of their main sponsor at the time, AIG, plastered over the memorial picture that adorned the front of Old Trafford.

For the same game, both clubs agreed to wear specially commissioned kits without the logos of their respective sponsors and City also kitted out their mascots with these special strips too. United, meanwhile, kitted their mascots out with the current home strip of the time complete with sponsors logo.

All hail the United Way!

Now let's see the lurking mouth-breathers from the Caf stick THIS post in their shitty Bluemoon meltdown thread.

You forgot that they never, ever, sack the manager but allow him time to build a winning team and that some players are loyal to the club like no other player is to any other club. Prime example of this is one man club Ryan Giggs. He is loyal to the core. Never cheated on the rags in any way shape or form. Never imagined playing in the shirt of another club. To him, United is family. He is the family guy.

 

[sir baconface]

If you've got a spare 20 minutes can you type up a transcript, cheers.

Hi stony, mate. I'm afraid I'll have to go off memory here and it ain't what it used to be. Now, what the fcuk was I saying...? Oh yes. Here's the gist:

- Bacon is publishing yet another book, his eighth, this one partly to do with good management practice that might transfer to other walks of life. The Times article basically said he omitted to talk about legacy.

- It named about 8 young players who GPC claimed were his legacy. Almost all have since been fcuked off for a combined sum equal to less than the basic £36m spunked on the Martian. Of those remaining, one is Phil the Face (say no more) and another is the Alpaca, who the Times pointed out only remains due to a fcuk-up.

- As well as ridiculing the Martian's fee, it claimed negotiations only started in the last week.

- It suggests the rags were actively interested in FOUR Real Madrid players, not just Ramos. That includes Bale, of course. Also elsewhere: Loris, Muller and Reus.

- It said the noises coming out of the swamp are that they are happy with the transfer window but that they have no right to be, given the dearth of proven central strikers and the injury-prone central defence.

I've probably missed a few things but this should give you a good flavour.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just read on BBC website that Wooney scored a penalty. I am sure the Sunday papers will hail it as the best ever penalty taken by an England player. Ever.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Unlikely, I suspect ;)

Depends on what make up he is wearing ;-)

 

[stony]

Hi stony, mate. I'm afraid I'll have to go off memory here and it ain't what it used to be. Now, what the fcuk was I saying...? Oh yes. Here's the gist:

- Bacon is publishing yet another book, his eighth, this one partly to do with good management practice that might transfer to other walks of life. The Times article basically said he omitted to talk about legacy.

- It named about 8 young players who GPC claimed were his legacy. Almost all have since been fcuked off for a combined sum equal to less than the basic £36m spunked on the Martian. Of those remaining, one is Phil the Face (say no more) and another is the Alpaca, who the Times pointed out only remains due to a fcuk-up.

- As well as ridiculing the Martian's fee, it claimed negotiations only started in the last week.

- It suggests the rags were actively interested in FOUR Real Madrid players, not just Ramos. That includes Bale, of course. Also elsewhere: Loris, Muller and Reus.

- It said the noises coming out of the swamp are that they are happy with the transfer window but that they have no right to be, given the dearth of proven central strikers and the injury-prone central defence.

I've probably missed a few things but this should give you a good flavour.

I wasn't being serious about typing it all out mate, but thanks for that, much appreciated. It's nice to see the gpc taking some deserved stick for the state he left them in.

 

[YayaTouresEars]

Just read on BBC website that Wooney scored a penalty. I am sure the Sunday papers will hail it as the best ever penalty taken by an England player. Ever.

Probably.

Shamelessly nicked from one of The Guardians comments re : the match tonight

It's a testament to Rooney's popularity that there was a stall selling little Rooney dolls outside the stadium tonight.......

Hang on, that was a baked potato stall, sorry.

 

[stony]

Probably.

Shamelessly nicked from one of The Guardians comments re : the match tonight

It's a testament to Rooney's popularity that there was a stall selling little Rooney dolls outside the stadium tonight.......

Hang on, that was a baked potato stall, sorry.

Haha, quality.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I wasn't being serious about typing it all out mate, but thanks for that, much appreciated. It's nice to see the gpc taking some deserved stick for the state he left them in.

If sheikh Monsour hadn't had decided to invest the money that horrible **** would have probably still been there now. He could live with Chelsea and Arsenal challenging them but never saw us coming to blind side them.

His legacy was about 'knocking the scousers off their pearch'. When it came to defending the pearch from a juggernaut which was city he fucked off. He couldn't take Mancini owning him, he won a title in a season where city fought themselves

He knew it was over the glazers wouldn't give him the money to compete against us, so he scuttled off to his wine cellar to pen a few more chapters of his book. Everything he has done to set that club up has been eroded away in two seasons. They are a laughing stock without direction, long may this continue.