United Thread 2015/16

[sir baconface]

Depends on what make up he is wearing ;-)

Ah, you know each other then......?

I wasn't being serious about typing it all out mate, but thanks for that, much appreciated. It's nice to see the gpc taking some deserved stick for the state he left them in.

My pleasure, boss. It was worth it to spread the word. The journo natives are revolting... or at least some of them are. Have a good evening.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If sheikh Monsour hadn't had decided to invest the money that horrible **** would have probably still been there now. He could live with Chelsea and Arsenal challenging them but never saw us coming to blind side them.

His legacy was about 'knocking the scousers off their pearch'. When it came to defending the pearch from a juggernaut which was city he fucked off. He couldn't take Mancini owning him, he won a title in a season where city fought themselves

He knew it was over the glazers wouldn't give him the money to compete against us, so he scuttled off to his wine cellar to pen a few more chapters of his book. Everything he has done to set that club up has been eroded away in two seasons. They are a laughing stock without direction, long may this continue.

Ps his regret as a manager was he didn't win more champions league trophies. He got destroyed by Pep in two finals, in 2008 Chelsea were much the better side and did them on penalties. In 1999 they turned up for two minutes of a game, if things had been slightly different the trophy count would have looked a lot smaller.

 

[blueincy]

I was talking to one of the dad's at my lads football today, proper red he is as well, not been for nearly 20 years, talks a great game and I said what do you think of whatisname.
He came out with this gem...
"We did well getting him as city and real Madrid wanted to sign him next season..."
Fuck me if I wasn't sat down I would of fell over laughing.
I said are you sure we was after him as we have plenty of strikers.
His reply??
"We've been tracking him for 5 years and he wanted to come to us, pulled off a masterstroke there. .."
I was honestly lost for words, their delusion gets deeper by the day.
They'll be thinking they won the world cup soon.
Fucking pissing my pants laughing.

I've had the tracking him for 5 years rhetoric off a rag friend in work, must be printed in red issue or something they all read..
Check the deluded **** in the comments at the bottom of this link F A F..

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/s...s-summer-man-united-now-spending-e55m-tweets/

 

[Vienna_70]

You forgot that they never, ever, sack the manager but allow him time to build a winning team and that some players are loyal to the club like no other player is to any other club. Prime example of this is one man club Ryan Giggs. He is loyal to the core. Never cheated on the rags in any way shape or form. Never imagined playing in the shirt of another club. To him, United is family. He is the family guy.

Never cheated on the rags, but cheated on his wife - and his brother - for EIGHT years, was it?

He's Welsh, he's red, he's in his brother's bed!

And...

Can you taste your brother's dick?

 

[M18CTID]

"I don't see why everyone is so complementary over them. Sure, they've had a stellar start to the season but in all honesty the prem's levels at the moment are pretty low. If the played barca tomorrow I'd still expect them to be in for a spanking.

Until they start playing with a proper 3 man midfield I don't think they'll ever match up to Europe's elites. Plus their defenders are pretty mediocre on the ball which means they are vulnerable to being pressed.

The money the spent on KDB, Otamendi and Sterling was ridiculous too. Yeah, sterling gives them pace wide, but that pace in a forward line us useless if its not married with productivity. KDB gives them something I guess, not sure what it is exactly. Toure still can't defend. Hart still can't kick. They are wrongly still not using Bony. In the prem where they can rollover teams, this stuff works, but it won't make you one of the best teams in europe.

We saw chelsea with a similar fast start last season and PSG made them look amateurish when they came into town. What I don't understand is how a club with so much resources can't exactly pin point where their issues are."

Shouldn't he be asking that question about his own club?

 

[goatersnipple]

"I don't see why everyone is so complementary over them. Sure, they've had a stellar start to the season but in all honesty the prem's levels at the moment are pretty low. If the played barca tomorrow I'd still expect them to be in for a spanking.
What a ****
Until they start playing with a proper 3 man midfield I don't think they'll ever match up to Europe's elites. Plus their defenders are pretty mediocre on the ball which means they are vulnerable to being pressed.

The money the spent on KDB, Otamendi and Sterling was ridiculous too. Yeah, sterling gives them pace wide, but that pace in a forward line us useless if its not married with productivity. KDB gives them something I guess, not sure what it is exactly. Toure still can't defend. Hart still can't kick. They are wrongly still not using Bony. In the prem where they can rollover teams, this stuff works, but it won't make you one of the best teams in europe.

We saw chelsea with a similar fast start last season and PSG made them look amateurish when they came into town. What I don't understand is how a club with so much resources can't exactly pin point where their issues are."

Shouldn't he be asking that question about his own club?

 

[Phil1]

"I don't see why everyone is so complementary over them. Sure, they've had a stellar start to the season but in all honesty the prem's levels at the moment are pretty low. If the played barca tomorrow I'd still expect them to be in for a spanking.

Until they start playing with a proper 3 man midfield I don't think they'll ever match up to Europe's elites. Plus their defenders are pretty mediocre on the ball which means they are vulnerable to being pressed.

The money the spent on KDB, Otamendi and Sterling was ridiculous too. Yeah, sterling gives them pace wide, but that pace in a forward line us useless if its not married with productivity. KDB gives them something I guess, not sure what it is exactly. Toure still can't defend. Hart still can't kick. They are wrongly still not using Bony. In the prem where they can rollover teams, this stuff works, but it won't make you one of the best teams in europe.

We saw chelsea with a similar fast start last season and PSG made them look amateurish when they came into town. What I don't understand is how a club with so much resources can't exactly pin point where their issues are."

Shouldn't he be asking that question about his own club?

I read that this morning on the train back from Glasgow. There were people looking at me as I laughed and laughed. I really need to stop looking at Redcafe when I'm in public as I can't seem to contain my merriment.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Just read tomorrows' mirror just wow !!! They are now trying to rewrite the add one to the marital deal.
There's 2 articles next to each other with Monaco listing the add ons and united have made up a whole new list ,quite incredible.
They are also going to sign bale and Ronaldo and reus and arnt selling de gey in January

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The Manchester United Way:

Receiving more handouts than a homeless tramp in Piccadilly Gardens during their history without ever showing gratitude for it.

Kicking out the survivors (and families) of the Munich air disaster from their club rented homes.

A chairman that made his money by selling condemned meat to schools across the north west of England.

Another chairman (his son) who had a penchant for peering under the cubicle doors of female toilets.

Taking 40 years to hold a memorial match for the victims of the Munich air disaster, then billing it as the return of Cantona instead, and allowing his entourage to claim £90,000 in expenses which was paid directly out of the memorial fund.

For the 50th Munich anniversary derby, having the logo of their main sponsor at the time, AIG, plastered over the memorial picture that adorned the front of Old Trafford.

For the same game, both clubs agreed to wear specially commissioned kits without the logos of their respective sponsors and City also kitted out their mascots with these special strips too. United, meanwhile, kitted their mascots out with the current home strip of the time complete with sponsors logo.

All hail the United Way!

Now let's see the lurking mouth-breathers from the Caf stick THIS post in their shitty Bluemoon meltdown thread.

No need to be so angry, mate ;-)

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

No need to be so angry, mate ;-)

In fairness he's right.