United Thread 2015/16

[maccadon]

My line these days is what hurts more.us being better or the fact I've been to the swamp more than you?

 

[M18CTID]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! From the Bluemoon meltdown thread over on Rag Caf - that clown from Zagreb who probably couldn't find Old Trafford with the aid of a fucking Sat Nav trying to be funny:

"It's so sad to see they can't enjoy their team being top and playing good football without constantly thinking about United."

What, like all those years when United were winning trophies yet had more songs about City than any other club, including your so-called main rivals Liverpool. Not to mention THAT banner. Utterly bizarre behaviour for a fanbase that supposedly doesn't give a shit about City. Why don't you stick up another photo of The Beatles waving at us you fucking oddball.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

My line these days is what hurts more.us being better or the fact I've been to the swamp more than you?

I used one similar.
My father in law (rag) had took my son for a Carvery to the local rag infested boozer and when I get there to pick my lad up,he's in his City shirt and they(I know them all)are winding him up,nothing nasty as he was only about 8 at the time.Then as I'm getting a drink I start giving a bit back,my lads laughing his head off.They then start with the empty seats bullshit and I say "you want to practice what you preach boys"...to which I get back "what you on about,we sell out every game"........I throw my car key on the table and say "any one of you lot can prove you been to the swamp more times than my 8 year old boy,you can have my car"...............I still got my car.

 

[maccadon]

Love it

 

[laserblue]

Yeah but at least his willy will smell of TCP and Wurthers originals..

That made me laugh out loud. Cheers!

 

[mancityvstoke]

If any daft red **** tries winding you up.................. a swift headbutt then ask who's next?

 

[M18CTID]

"Their United thread in 2 and a hlaf months has over 9,000 posts. This thread close to 8,000 posts in 5 and a half years"

Says the clown who has just made 4 posts in that thread in the space of 8 minutes. Jesus wept - does that **** not do irony?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

So whatshisname makes Gareth Crooks ''Team Of The Week''.
Next week an honourary knighthood.....

What's more remarkable is a few of the papers giving him 9 out of 10 for playing a third of a game.

 

[Phil1]

"Their United thread in 2 and a hlaf months has over 9,000 posts. This thread close to 8,000 posts in 5 and a half years"

Says the clown who has just made 4 posts in that thread in the space of 8 minutes. Jesus wept - does that **** not do irony?

I enjoy reading the posts from the two clowns, 'Van Gaal era' and 'Mali Zeus'
Both of them would struggle to find OT on a map but my word, they do give it their best to be 'Top Reds'
They'll never understand why we hate them so much. They'll never understand what it is to have a proper rivalry because they're so invested in the myth that Utd and Liverpool is the biggest and bestest game in the world.
Well whilst they're still getting giddy over what is at best, a Europa league/top four shootout between two clubs who are being run shockingly and playing dire football, we will be pushing on, winning trophies and entertaining the masses.
Our time is coming, it won't be long before we've left them in our wake in everything. Team, facilities, stadium, sponsorships, owners, staff, youth, everything.
And it'll be glorious.

 

[tonea2003]

Can't wait for Fernandinho to be nipping on their toes and Silva jinking in and out, Yaya using his big arse to bosh them away, will be like the English version of Takeshi's Castle.

lets hope it wasn't like the last game, wasn't much of the above in that game