United Thread 2015/16

[r.soleofsalford]

or a shin.lol

haha, cant believe i typed that 8-(

 

[Cellarite]

Jizzineye, Macheda, Powel, Cleverly, Wellbeck etc etc etc
All "world class" before they slowly realise they aren't and they are shipped off to Sunderland, Cardiff, Villa levels etc
Wasn't even a wondergoal, he had luck with the bobble of the ball that could have gone anywhere and no striker should miss from that range.

Edit: Even forgotten about the other world class one, the one who gives the ball away every 10 seconds and who was taken off at half time
And there is always Bebe who even playing in a cup game v Exeter looked out of his depth

I think you're being very unfair on the one man midfield a.k.a. Djemba Djemba, the new Duncan Edwards a.k.a. Phil Jones, Liam Miller, Rafael and his brother whose name escapes me, Mame Biram Diouf and Ben Foster.

 

[Bilboblue]

haha, cant believe i typed that 8-(

To be fair, he has a few chins it could have come off.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

haha, cant believe i typed that 8-(

Shin up fella!! :)

 

[Sergio Picasso Aguero]

THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!!!!

Calm down Steve Wilson ya bald ****.

 

[mosssideblue]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ngeways-prison-protest-stuart-horner-10048019

Quick Taser to the bollocks should sort him out

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Without sounding like I've got my red tinted specs on, and I'm being totally honest here. I have watched Schweinsteiger this season more than any other player, and he has controlled the midfield in every single game.

Controlled the midfield against who? He's only started 3 league games. I don't think anyone's arguing that he's not good enough to control the game against Anita and Colback, Cork and Shelvey, or even Liverpool without their best central midfielder. Although out of the three games in which he's "controlled the midfield" his team have only won one. The question is whether he can do the same thing against Ramsey, Carzola and Coquelin, Toure, Silva and Fernandinho, or Matic, Mikel and Fabregas. And the bigger question is whether he's actually controlling the midfield or the opponents are happy to let them have the ball. I'm confident that we could allow you the lions share of possession in the derby and still create many more goalscoring chances on the counter than you can passing it around in front of our team. I'm also confident that we could pass rings around you if Pellers wanted to go for that tactic instead.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I think you're being very unfair on the one man midfield a.k.a. Djemba Djemba, the new Duncan Edwards a.k.a. Phil Jones, Liam Miller, Rafael and his brother whose name escapes me, Mame Biram Diouf and Ben Foster.

Leonardo, one of the all time masters. Got even better when the rags signed him.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

So whatshisname makes Gareth Crooks ''Team Of The Week''.
Next week an honourary knighthood.....

 

[Hoghead]

So whatshisname makes Gareth Crooks ''Team Of The Week''.
Next week an honourary knighthood.....

First name I saw and thought 'fuck' I've clicked onto talkshite instead, had to recheck. Yes! it was Gareth Cooks team of the week, feck me!!