United Thread 2015/16

[roj]

He'll probably PM you roj :)

Nothing bi. Sorry, I didn't want to scare him off. Maybe he'll come back if I shout 'SUCK MY RED MURICAN PENIS!'. Shhh, I think I can hear him coming.

 

[CelesteItis]

SCUM the lot of them rag wankers.

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Grauniad putting in the boot !

http://www.theguardian.com/football...zers-manchester-united-15m-dividend-greg-dyke

 

[stony]

Grauniad putting in the boot !

http://www.theguardian.com/football...zers-manchester-united-15m-dividend-greg-dyke

That's just David Conn using the rags as another excuse to suck the cocks of FC Turncoat scum.

 

[worsleyweb]

A draw tommorrow and we win and it is a 7 point gap. That would be lovely at this stage.

 

[Petrovs left peg]

maybe we could reverse their ditty they so often mocked us with.............."they have the most fans in asia , they have the most fans in asia"..........." cos u***** are a massive club"

Great idea. . . . But only for the derby though

Turning their shitty little songs round is great fun

They've got the most fans in Asia . . .
They've got the biggest kit launch hashtag. . . .
They've got a corrie kiddy fiddler. . .
They've got another washed up club as their biggest game . . .

 

[manimanc]

It must be the VanGaalEra as all these rags on here are talking like the Dutch ponce himself...
Going on and on about fuckin absolutely nothing but trying to sound like they're really important.
Comedy gold at it's finest.

 

[worsleyweb]

Louis van gaals army.

Comedy - one flew over the cuckoos nest.

 

[manimanc]

Grauniad putting in the boot !

http://www.theguardian.com/football...zers-manchester-united-15m-dividend-greg-dyke

So where have they found the money to spunk over *£500m on players over the last 18 months?
*wages, fees, agent fees, bonuses, weekly shopping, petrol , clothing and takeaways included of course.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

See the old pisscan is telling the world he stepped down because of his wife's sister dying. Funny that because privately he told his close friends that it was after a huge row with Woodward over transfer budgets, He was told he could only spend £30m net after he'd set up a deal to bring Ronaldo back. So he walked, Moyes came in and they only spent £30m that summer.