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aguero93:20 said:
Cunts have a habit of not paying up on those bets too.
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I agree. One bet his house against my £100 that City would finish below them in Pelegrini's first season. Needless to say that he "couldn't remember " the bet and because we made it, if we ever did, after a few beers it "didn't count".
 
I see once again the scum season ticket sale/transfer season is in full swing. Fifa/FM type transfer speculation with them 'in' for anyone that will sell shirts, along with them having to offer De Maria plus De Gea for Ramos. Small-time deluded fuckers.
 
Helmet Cole said:
I see once again the scum season ticket sale/transfer season is in full swing. Fifa/FM type transfer speculation with them 'in' for anyone that will sell shirts, along with them having to offer De Maria plus De Gea for Ramos. Small-time deluded fuckers.
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i'm not sure if they realise but they haven't signed anyone from the far east yet, its not like a distinct lack of ability comes in to it, they need those shirts sales ffs. got to keep the glazers in the lifestyle they have become accustomed to. taking 50m a year out takes some finding, even at the swamp.
 
According to the Daily Fail Ramos is ''pleading with Real Madrid to consider utd's bid''
 
Zubrman said:
There are two rag morons at work who have such blind faith in their moronic club that they have both bet me £50 that the scum will finish above us next season!

Did I tell you that they're morons?
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I took 50 quid off a rag colleague 2 seasons ago and another 30 last time.
Wants another 50 this season. Never learns.
 
This rags actually not a bad bloke.
There were 4 of them sniggering at us after we lost 3-2 at Villa and bigging up the Moyesiah the Chosen One Cut From the Same Cloth blah blah...
I challenged them to put their money where their fat gobs were.
Only the quietest one took me on. The rest suddenly shat their kecks.
 
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Good to see they are realising what they are
 
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i saw this stout chap near piccadilly this evening.
quite naturally, i had a little chuckle to myself and was passing him by when i spotted the fellow was gorging himself on baconface bites (at some great haste i might add).
i stopped in my tracks & knew i must risk everything to capture the moment.
i thought i was safe when he paused to admire the young lady who'd just seated herself nearby, but the bugger turned & spotted me.
he gave chase and there was quite a scene, but i was nimble as a bloody gazelle in comparison & escaped unharmed to tell the tale.
 
calum down said:
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i saw this stout chap near piccadilly this evening.
quite naturally, i had a little chuckle to myself and was passing him by when i spotted the fellow was gorging himself on baconface bites (at some great haste i might add).
i stopped in my tracks & knew i must risk everything to capture the moment.
i thought i was safe when he paused to admire the young lady who'd just seated herself nearby, but the bugger turned & spotted me.
he gave chase and there was quite a scene, but i was nimble as a bloody gazelle in comparison & escaped unharmed to tell the tale.
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Not surprised Wayne chased you taking pictures of Colleen and all
 
I'm not surprised there was a scene. That fat, lobotomised slug would collapse in a pool of snot and vomit if he had to run more than 10 paces.
 
calum down said:
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i saw this stout chap near piccadilly this evening.
quite naturally, i had a little chuckle to myself and was passing him by when i spotted the fellow was gorging himself on baconface bites (at some great haste i might add).
i stopped in my tracks & knew i must risk everything to capture the moment.
i thought i was safe when he paused to admire the young lady who'd just seated herself nearby, but the bugger turned & spotted me.
he gave chase and there was quite a scene, but i was nimble as a bloody gazelle in comparison & escaped unharmed to tell the tale.
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Looking at the colour of his knees, it would appear he found his baconface bites on the floor.
 
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