United Thread 2015/16

[Bluesince1979]

A long pass is a long pass. Just to make the point that long passes also take skill and they are effective.

My question to you is if we played Barcelona in May in the champions league final and we played like Wimbledon and won would you be happy?

You're being silly trying to compair a weighted, sublime pass for someone to run onto and a hopeful punt. Think you know that too

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

If you ever doubted where Tyler's allegiances lie (and spare me the bollocks about Woking), then that bit of commentary should put you straight. Martial stumbles through and scores, and the scream that followed was audible only to dogs. I don't think I've ever heard a commentator wank so hard

 

[PaulMoulden'sRecord]

The Kid scores on his debut...

Oh My God... The Hype will kill me...

JJ

Macheda.....JizzJazz and didn't someone like Fraser Campbell score on debut too?

 

[Sergio Picasso Aguero]

Good job Martial came through their academy and they didn't spend 58m on him eh.

 

[bIue]

Pretty sure Welbeck did this once and look where it ended up

 

[bIue]

Oh and the Woodward jerk off will continue for the next week, but don't worry we always have the last laugh when this guy turns out to be shit

 

[wagonman]

Macheda.....JizzJazz and didn't someone like Fraser Campbell score on debut too?

Maybe... and your point is?

JJ

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Can Martin Tyler just propose to Martial and go away pls

 

[Rammyblues]

Staying away from mainline media for at least next week. The wankathon will be unbearable.

 

[bluesoup]

Good job Martial came through their academy and they didn't spend 58m on him eh.

Haha

 

[Bluemanc100]

Tyler's wankfest just convinced me that my Sky subscription is getting fucked off...

£80 or so a month I can put to better use than fund the bias

 

[Sergio Picasso Aguero]

See that fence Martin, try sitting on it now and again you absolute rag.

 

[Drakiro]

See that fence Martin, try sitting on it now and again you absolute rag.

It fucking grinds my gears how bias he is

 

[Mickeylad]

If you ever doubted where Tyler's allegiances lie (and spare me the bollocks about Woking), then that bit of commentary should put you straight. Martial stumbles through and scores, and the scream that followed was audible only to dogs. I don't think I've ever heard a commentator wank so hard

This x 100. Haha I knew if I came on here someone would comment on it. Wankfest was my feeling. We get 5 wins, 5 clean sheets and it will all be about them

 

[its a Barm]

It fucking grinds my gears how bias he is

It really was disgraceful that reaction, well the league is over now might as well give the rags the trophy, well if it was up to sky and Tyler, wankers.

 

[manimanc]

I think martial has shut a few people up tonight, me included.
He took his goal well for a young kid.
But Martin Tyler for goodness sake take your finger out of the rags arse.
Tonight's reaction has just made him look like a complete and utter prick.
How you can go from suicidal at anfield when we levelled to sounding like he'd necked 20 E's when a French kid scores is beyond belief.
No agenda. Nope. Not one iota.

 

[ancoats]

See that fence Martin, try sitting on it now and again you absolute rag.

martin tyler after the game

 

[ancoats]

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If you ever doubted where Tyler's allegiances lie (and spare me the bollocks about Woking), then that bit of commentary should put you straight. Martial stumbles through and scores, and the scream that followed was audible only to dogs. I don't think I've ever heard a commentator wank so hard

He then went on to say that the whatshisname goal outshone the Benteke goal..

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

I can't fucking stand them.

A Wankfest will ensue over one of the most boring, garbage games I've ever watched.

Awful team against an even worse one. But they'll go on like it was a major scalp and they're the best team in the world.

FUCK OFF RAG BASTARDS!