He'd have to bin off about two thirds of the squad though as most are either utter shite or not remotely Mourinho type players. They are miles away from being a coherent team.
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United Thread 2015/16
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The perfect fumble
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Followed by .... "We're fucking shiiiiiit; We're fucking shiiiiiit. We're fucking shit; we're fucking shit; we're fucking shiiiiit!!!!!".
I've said this before and I don't want to trivialise something profound, but it is as if the rags are going through the five stages of grief.....denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
They laughed at us at Blackburn
.....they're not fucking laughing now.
nice to see phil jones and the other united players who did not play tonight sitting with the fans and getting right behind the team
kaz7
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I wonder how the little raggies are feeling today,makes a change for them to be the ones worried about getting the piss taken out of them at work
Oh dear oh dear...
nice to see phil jones and the other players who did not play tonight sitting with the fans and getting right behind the team
Neville Kneville
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He'd have to bin off about two thirds of the squad though as most are either utter shite or not remotely Mourinho type players. They are miles away from being a coherent team.
Chuck a big cf in there, & maybe sign another striker as backup then John Terry for example, next to Smalling, sign one really talented centre mid & Mourinho could make a competitive team out of the rest imo. Not a great football team, but a results team, baring in mind how many clubs usually go to pieces as soon as they see the shirts. It was enough for Ferguson to retire with a title against vastly superior teams (such as us) They will be able to offload their shite for twice what we would get, plus a load of the shit kids they have used, as they have played Premier League football & the rag bullshit factor plus all the ex rag managers, lovers, etc will help.
It will be very difficult for them to ever become the 'glamour' team ahead of clubs like City I think, but imo it's easy enough for them to become competitive. But only 'if' they get the right manager & he gets the balance right.
Big call coming up. Get it wrong & they could become Liverpool.
Machiavelli
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Our favorite portly rag -- Mr. Flying Pig -- is finally all tuckered out from screaming, so his post-match take is pretty boring.
Fortunately, we have a replacement who has "officially snapped" . . .
What is it with all these wankers on YouTube doing football punditry videos as if they're real sport journalists and anyone gives a fuck what they say (usually what they've heard on TV or read in the press)?
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Its an oldie but so much is still applicable... the united way...
Choose United. Choose 7 failed attempts at the European Cup. Choose to be knocked out of Europe 5 times in 5 seasons. Choose to waste countless millions. Choose to support a team from a city you have never been to. Choose whining. Choose to wear shit grey shirts and then blame them when Southampton stuff you. Choose to release Cantona because he’s the only one who realises how shit Cole is. Choose cheating. Choose not to condemn your player when he’s been convicted of assault. Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money’s good. Choose a psychopathic Irishman as your captain and call him a gifted visionary. Choose to waste 7 million on Cole. Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then complain about the consequences. Choose a racist Albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper. Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care. Choose your own referee and linesmen-except in Europe. Choose a Norwegian paperboy as your top goalscorer. Choose your club before your country. Choose to have the biggest most expensive squad in British football then complain about injuries. Choose Wales before England. Choose Paul Parker. Choose to be arse-licked by the media and accuse them of being Anti-United. Choose to forget 1969-1993 ever existed. Choose to change the team you support every season. Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and write. Choose a sour-faced scot as your manager. Choose to change your kit 6 times a season. Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world then pretend you didn’t want them anyway. Choose self-deception and delusions of Grandeur. Choose your best player ever an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic Irishman. Choose to poach your ‘impressive youth policy’ from other clubs. Choose to sign a world-class centre forward beginning with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer. Choose to go for the triple and end up with F*** All. Choose embarrassment. CHOOSE MAN. UNITED!
Choose another butcher for fresh meat, choose to use the urinal rather than the cubicle, choose the ticket office not the ticket tout and choose another house for those poor cunts that you burned when they chose your shit club ahead of Choose Life. U are Man Ure and a parody of choice, remember 58 by all means but remember the survivors, we do, you don't, it was your choice, CUNTS!
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