United Thread 2015/16

[Deleted member 13905]

Zero respect shown there. quality.

i wonder what the question was that briggsy felt it necessary to hold his hand up to in answer...
"anyone here hate citeh?"
or whether he was just asking to leave the room.

either way, it's hilarious.
the terrapinian tactician catches him squarely on the bald spot,
slap!
"fuck your history"

 

[Peter Doherty]

i wonder what the question was that briggsy felt it necessary to hold his hand up to in answer...
"anyone here hate citeh?"
or whether he was just asking to leave the room.

either way, it's hilarious.
the terrapinian tactician catches him squarely on the bald spot,
slap!
"fuck your history"

Brilliant.

 

[Maly]

Thank you

 

[dennishasdoneit]

A clear theme emerges from all the Utd fan sites on YouTube. No matter how raving or cool headed the fans are, they all resort, at one time or another, to repeating in various states of incredulity, the same thing over and over (and with some of them it is virtually the only thing they say).....

"We're Manchester Utd! We're Manchester United! We're Manchester Utd!"

brilliant.

 

[big phil]

I agree. I think if Mourinho goes there and is given free reign on transfers, he'll build a competitive squad again. Not an exciting squad, but one that will be capable of parking the bus against anyone of consequence.

You're right he will put a good side together, but it will be at a huge cost and without any thought beyond the 3 years he will expect to be there. He's not interested in youngsters coming through (which is just as well really) it will be all about covering himself in as much glory as possible. I'm not remotely concerned if they become competitive in the short term whilst going backwards as a club.

 

[moh]

i wonder what the question was that briggsy felt it necessary to hold his hand up to in answer...
"anyone here hate citeh?"
or whether he was just asking to leave the room.

either way, it's hilarious.
the terrapinian tactician catches him squarely on the bald spot,
slap!
"fuck your history"

"Can anybody here tonight prove they're a Nazi?"

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

Come on who's the blue on red cafe,the lvg out thread...who's put is it time for another plane ha ha ha

 

[East Level 2]

Some worrying rumours about moves to China in order to fund a war chest for the next manager:
Shrek for £22M raises another £45M from saved wages over the remaining three years of his contract.
Bog Brush won't raise or save them anywhere near as much but it will still amount to around £20M. He's out as no sane manager will rate him as a footballer.
Doesn't Mata is another out of favour and he's been rumoured to be on his way as Jose doesn't want him. Another on high wages.
These are high-profile players which is what the Chinese want, and also players likely to be considered surplus to requirements by an incoming coach.
Three bad seasons mean the new man will have far more say in transfers as Teddy 3-planks is clearly clueless.
On the other hand those nice Glazer people might see a sudden influx in cash as a chance to strengthen their pension funds.

 

[crazyg]

Some worrying rumours about moves to China in order to fund a war chest for the next manager:
Shrek for £22M raises another £45M from saved wages over the remaining three years of his contract.
Bog Brush won't raise or save them anywhere near as much but it will still amount to around £20M. He's out as no sane manager will rate him as a footballer.
Doesn't Mata is another out of favour and he's been rumoured to be on his way as Jose doesn't want him. Another on high wages.
These are high-profile players which is what the Chinese want, and also players likely to be considered surplus to requirements by an incoming coach.
Three bad seasons mean the new man will have far more say in transfers as Teddy 3-planks is clearly clueless.
On the other hand those nice Glazer people might see a sudden influx in cash as a chance to strengthen their pension funds.

We can only hope.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Some worrying rumours about moves to China in order to fund a war chest for the next manager:
Shrek for £22M raises another £45M from saved wages over the remaining three years of his contract.
Bog Brush won't raise or save them anywhere near as much but it will still amount to around £20M. He's out as no sane manager will rate him as a footballer.
Doesn't Mata is another out of favour and he's been rumoured to be on his way as Jose doesn't want him. Another on high wages.
These are high-profile players which is what the Chinese want, and also players likely to be considered surplus to requirements by an incoming coach.
Three bad seasons mean the new man will have far more say in transfers as Teddy 3-planks is clearly clueless.
On the other hand those nice Glazer people might see a sudden influx in cash as a chance to strengthen their pension funds.

They can have all the money they want, no player will go there worth his salt if he wanted champs league football, so that means Madrid, Barca,Psg, Bayern, Arsenal and us are ahead in the cue to cream off the decent talent. Then you have got Jose, inherited a decent Chelsea team of Ranieri, inherited a decent Inter team of Mancini, inherited a decent Real Madrid team off Pellegrini, can we see a pattern here?

He has got a big job on if he goes there and not as nailed on for success as his previous appointments where he was fighting for titles not rebuilding a team just so it can qualify for the champs league.

Also factor in Jose is an absolute **** and would cause a fight in an empty room, no player would want to play for a manager after the horror stories the likes of Hazard, Matic, Robben and Cassillas have to tell about the so called special one.

So let them have money to spend all the better trinkets will be else where whilst they fight it out for the scraps. Memphis meat pie and Daley Blind is their calibre of players these days.