United Thread 2015/16

[CityFan94]

Rashford banging in the goals only to get binned by Mourinho is going to be hilarious.

 

[aguero93:20]

Hahaha - that is good - thanks.


The "bottlers" one linked at the bottom of the page is good too.

The Adam Johnson one is better.

 

[manimanc]

13 minutes ago

VanGaalEraFull Member

What we need to do:

Palace (W)
Leicester (W)
Norwich (W)
WHU (D)
Bournemouth (W)

Then, and only then do we stand a chance. Our GD is so shit that would take us to 69, it means Arsenal or City would need at least 9 points in 5 games to pip us to it.

Shit.... Maybe we need the full 15 points. Still well up against it

The prodigal son has spoke.
She's obviously having sleepless nights over thinking things.
Gone big time since announcing to everyone she's going to Wembley.
Truly massive fan.

 

[TCIB]

Carragher picks worst XI....

http://www.socceronsunday.com/artic...&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork

Excellent stuff hehe.

 

[NipHolmes]

Fair enough, we shall see, but since my last post I'm even more sure of it happening. Could happen very soon.

Imo if United wanted Jose he wouldve been there by now. Trying to get top4, evaluating the squad and choosing next seasons targets.

We will see, if I was Woodward, I would go for Allegri.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

If Tottenham lose tomorrow and Leicester beat Swansea next Sunday, then Leicester could win the league against United at Old Trafford.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Imo if United wanted Jose he wouldve been there by now. Trying to get top4, evaluating the squad and choosing next seasons targets.

We will see, if I was Woodward, I would go for Allegri.

I agree ref Maureen - fucking Remi Garde is looking more likely the more it goes on - my view is TT see's his contact out ( cheapest option ) and Bryan Riggs is groomed as his successor............ we can but hope.

Oh and Maureen goes postal somewhere and is dragged off in a straight jacket foaming at both ends

 

[Helmet Cole]

If Tottenham lose tomorrow and Leicester beat Swansea next Sunday, then Leicester could win the league against the rags at Old Trafford.

Just like old times for the GPC, except he'll be sat in a pool of his own piss sucking lemons instead of on the pitch with the rats of '92. I must remember to get some jelly and ice cream in just in case it does for the old ****.

 

[DiscoSteve]

If Tottenham lose tomorrow and Leicester beat Swansea next Sunday, then Leicester could win the league against United at Old Trafford.

the swamp dwellers would love that, watching with gritted teeth as a small team with no history dares to receive THEIR trophy in their back yard

 

[stony]

Imo if United wanted Jose he wouldve been there by now. Trying to get top4, evaluating the squad and choosing next seasons targets.

We will see, if I was Woodward, I would go for Allegri.

If the rags had any sense they would break the bank and try to prise Poch out of White Hart lane.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Just like old times for the GPC, except he'll be sat in a pool of his own piss sucking lemons instead of on the pitch with the rats of '92. I must remember to get some jelly and ice cream in just in case it does for the old ****.

Take it, we're all chipping in, for the bouncy castle.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Take it, we're all chipping in, for the bouncy castle.

Not booking one of those again. They want most the dosh up front and you lose your deposit if you cancel. Learned the hard way after the 'shaking bacon' CL final :-(

 

[dennishasdoneit]

The prodigal son has spoke.
She's obviously having sleepless nights over thinking things.
Gone big time since announcing to everyone she's going to Wembley.
Truly massive fan.

brilliant.

 

[laserblue]

Yesterday I caught a bit of the Juventus v Palermo game. The co-commentator (don't know who he is) said that Pogba decided to leave the rags because he felt he wouldn't get enough first team opportunities. And there's me thinking he left on a free after Baconface refused to give him a contract extension because he thought Cleverley was a better option.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

Yesterday I caught a bit of the Juventus v Palermo game. The co-commentator (don't know who he is) said that Pogba decided to leave the rags because he felt he wouldn't get enough first team opportunities. And there's me thinking he left on a free after Baconface refused to give him a contract extension because he thought Cleverley was a better option.

Canny f*cker that GPC, Cleverley has gone on to great things and where exactly is Pogba ?

 

[NipHolmes]

If the rags had any sense they would break the bank and try to prise Poch out of White Hart lane.

Goes without saying Pochetino is ideal. He has taken Spurs from missing out of top 4 to second or possibly first and yet he has spent a paltry amount and built on players many deemed not good enough. I take it Spurs have ring fenced him and Levy will make it very hard for him to leave.

Allegri is a man who has proven capable of working under pressure, builds teams, is tactically astute and young*. He was in the final of CL last year and had he won it, he wouldve won a treble. This year he will again win the league and in fairness he lost Tevez, Vidal and Pirlo all in one swoop. Again he has the league in his sights and the league this year is a good one. I rate Allegri, think he is a top level manager.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Canny f*cker that GPC, Cleverley has gone on to great things and where exactly is Pogba ?

Pining for that move to Goodison.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Goes without saying Pochetino is ideal. He has taken Spurs from missing out of top 4 to second or possibly first and yet he has spent a paltry amount and built on players many deemed not good enough. I take it Spurs have ring fenced him and Levy will make it very hard for him to leave.

Allegri is a man who has proven capable of working under pressure, builds teams, is tactically astute and young*. He was in the final of CL last year and had he won it, he wouldve won a treble. This year he will again win the league and in fairness he lost Tevez, Vidal and Pirlo all in one swoop. Again he has the league in his sights and the league this year is a good one. I rate Allegri, think he is a top level manager.

I bet they were rubbish in Europe though, barely giving anyone a game

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Goes without saying Pochetino is ideal. He has taken Spurs from missing out of top 4 to second or possibly first and yet he has spent a paltry amount and built on players many deemed not good enough. I take it Spurs have ring fenced him and Levy will make it very hard for him to leave.

Allegri is a man who has proven capable of working under pressure, builds teams, is tactically astute and young*. He was in the final of CL last year and had he won it, he wouldve won a treble. This year he will again win the league and in fairness he lost Tevez, Vidal and Pirlo all in one swoop. Again he has the league in his sights and the league this year is a good one. I rate Allegri, think he is a top level manager.

The clever long term move would be to get on to poch and find out when his contract is up and line him up, I'd also keep an eye on koeman I think he will be a top manager over the next 10 years.

 

[mat]

The clever long term move would be to get on to poch and find out when his contract is up and line him up, I'd also keep an eye on koeman I think he will be a top manager over the next 10 years.

Barca already sniffing round him according to Spanish journos on BT Sport last night.