United Thread 2015/16

[waspish]

Some worrying rumours about moves to China in order to fund a war chest for the next manager:
Shrek for £22M raises another £45M from saved wages over the remaining three years of his contract.
Bog Brush won't raise or save them anywhere near as much but it will still amount to around £20M. He's out as no sane manager will rate him as a footballer.
Doesn't Mata is another out of favour and he's been rumoured to be on his way as Jose doesn't want him. Another on high wages.
These are high-profile players which is what the Chinese want, and also players likely to be considered surplus to requirements by an incoming coach.
Three bad seasons mean the new man will have far more say in transfers as Teddy 3-planks is clearly clueless.
On the other hand those nice Glazer people might see a sudden influx in cash as a chance to strengthen their pension funds.

The players have to want to go the glazers can't just seek them and tell them he's your plane tickets now fcuk off.

 

[manimanc]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-wilderness-years-remembered.414857/
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/is-t...lausible-reason-why-lvg-is-not-sacked.414824/
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/organised-walk-out-vs-arsenal.414886/
Fuck me they're morphing into the scousers with every passing day.
Crisis ??
What fucking crisis. They want to slip down a couple of divisions and then they'll see what a crisis is.
Soft spoilt bastard fans showing their true colours but it doesn't surprise me, the most horrible set of mouthy twats I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

 

[lancs blue]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-wilderness-years-remembered.414857/
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/is-t...lausible-reason-why-lvg-is-not-sacked.414824/
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/organised-walk-out-vs-arsenal.414886/
Fuck me they're morphing into the scousers with every passing day.
Crisis ??
What fucking crisis. They want to slip down a couple of divisions and then they'll see what a crisis is.
Soft spoilt bastard fans showing their true colours but it doesn't surprise me, the most horrible set of mouthy twats I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

"Wilderness years" made me laugh, one season in the 2nd tier plus a few Cup wins in the 26 years between titles - real fucking suffering that was!!

 

[malg]

Can someone please enlighten me. I'm sick to fucking death of hearing it mentioned by our media fuckwits. So, what the fuck is it?

 

[Neville Kneville]

Bullshit becomes truth, if you can persuade enough people to repeat it.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

Can someone please enlighten me. I'm sick to fucking death of hearing it mentioned by our media fuckwits. So, what the fuck is it?

It is a myth which has grown up over the years, created by fuckwits ( ie United's army of directors, managers, legions of ex players , "celebrity" knownowts ) for even bigger fuckwits, which would have everybody believe that United only do things in the most ethical, successful and joyful way in order to provide supreme pleasure to purist " football fans ". United never ever do anything which would sully their superb reputation throughout the world.

Famous players shagging their brother's wife for a number of years, for instance simply didn't happen, and had a Super Injunction been upheld, the heinous story would neve have been revealed - in the " United way "

It could have been written by the Grimm Brothers in conjunction with the Christian Scientists,

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It's the way that the Edwardses did things, and the way Sir Ticket did things and nobody could ever hope to have someone like Paddy C in the background.

Actually, it's mediaspeak for when things go tits up they utter 'United Way' in the hope that the tits and arse can gain some kind of equilibrium.

 

[adr2.8i]

Does anybody think there will ever be "the City way" in 50 years time? will we become like them? :-(

 

[blue b4 the moon]

With apologies to a couple of posters in the main rag thread.......


Choose United. Choose 7 failed attempts at the European Cup. Choose to be knocked out of Europe 5 times in 5 seasons. Choose to waste countless millions. Choose to support a team from a city you have never been to. Choose whining. Choose to wear shit grey shirts and then blame them when Southampton stuff you. Choose to release Cantona because he’s the only one who realises how shit Cole is. Choose cheating. Choose not to condemn your player when he’s been convicted of assault. Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money’s good. Choose a psychopathic Irishman as your captain and call him a gifted visionary. Choose to waste 7 million on Cole. Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then complain about the consequences. Choose a racist Albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper. Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care. Choose your own referee and linesmen-except in Europe. Choose a Norwegian paperboy as your top goalscorer. Choose your club before your country. Choose to have the biggest most expensive squad in British football then complain about injuries. Choose Wales before England. Choose Paul Parker. Choose to be arse-licked by the media and accuse them of being Anti-United. Choose to forget 1969-1993 ever existed. Choose to change the team you support every season. Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and write. Choose a sour-faced scot as your manager. Choose to change your kit 6 times a season. Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world then pretend you didn’t want them anyway. Choose self-deception and delusions of Grandeur. Choose your best player ever an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic Irishman. Choose to poach your ‘impressive youth policy’ from other clubs. Choose to sign a world-class centre forward beginning with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer. Choose to go for the triple and end up with F*** All. Choose embarrassment. CHOOSE MAN. UNITED!

Choose another butcher for fresh meat, choose to use the urinal rather than the cubicle, choose the ticket office not the ticket tout and choose another house for those poor cunts that you burned when they chose your shit club ahead of Choose Life. U are Man Ure and a parody of choice, remember 58 by all means but remember the survivors, we do, you don't, it was your choice, CUNTS!

Choose to sell your club to a deranged family of garden gnomes. Choose debt. Choose bankruptcy (both moral and financial). Choose delusional grandiosity and hubris. Choose to live in 1999 forever. Choose to be second in your own (alleged) city. Choose eternal scummery and snivelling coyote-ism. Choose the eye gouger and choose to pretend that this alone will do the trick. Choose to be frauds from Trafford. Choose to pretend that you've done a head count of the world's population and pretend to have counted 3.2 billion fans. Choose Lou Macari and Paddy Crerand and Bobby fucking Charlton.Choose the Law of Murphy

 

[dadnlad]

how come they sell players they want rid off we give them away
hope table turns soon