United Thread 2015/16

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

With apologies to a couple of posters in the main rag thread.......


Choose United. Choose 7 failed attempts at the European Cup. Choose to be knocked out of Europe 5 times in 5 seasons. Choose to waste countless millions. Choose to support a team from a city you have never been to. Choose whining. Choose to wear shit grey shirts and then blame them when Southampton stuff you. Choose to release Cantona because he’s the only one who realises how shit Cole is. Choose cheating. Choose not to condemn your player when he’s been convicted of assault. Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money’s good. Choose a psychopathic Irishman as your captain and call him a gifted visionary. Choose to waste 7 million on Cole. Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then complain about the consequences. Choose a racist Albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper. Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care. Choose your own referee and linesmen-except in Europe. Choose a Norwegian paperboy as your top goalscorer. Choose your club before your country. Choose to have the biggest most expensive squad in British football then complain about injuries. Choose Wales before England. Choose Paul Parker. Choose to be arse-licked by the media and accuse them of being Anti-United. Choose to forget 1969-1993 ever existed. Choose to change the team you support every season. Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and write. Choose a sour-faced scot as your manager. Choose to change your kit 6 times a season. Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world then pretend you didn’t want them anyway. Choose self-deception and delusions of Grandeur. Choose your best player ever an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic Irishman. Choose to poach your ‘impressive youth policy’ from other clubs. Choose to sign a world-class centre forward beginning with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer. Choose to go for the triple and end up with F*** All. Choose embarrassment. CHOOSE MAN. UNITED!

Choose another butcher for fresh meat, choose to use the urinal rather than the cubicle, choose the ticket office not the ticket tout and choose another house for those poor cunts that you burned when they chose your shit club ahead of Choose Life. U are Man Ure and a parody of choice, remember 58 by all means but remember the survivors, we do, you don't, it was your choice, CUNTS!

Choose to sell your club to a deranged family of garden gnomes. Choose debt. Choose bankruptcy (both moral and financial). Choose delusional grandiosity and hubris. Choose to live in 1999 forever. Choose to be second in your own (alleged) city. Choose eternal scummery and snivelling coyote-ism. Choose the eye gouger and choose to pretend that this alone will do the trick. Choose to be frauds from Trafford. Choose to pretend that you've done a head count of the world's population and pretend to have counted 3.2 billion fans. Choose Lou Macari and Paddy Crerand and Bobby fucking Charlton.Choose the Law of Murphy

If only I could be as lucky on the NatLot as I have choosing City!!

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

Does anybody think there will ever be "the City way" in 50 years time? will we become like them? :-

I thankfully will be dead in 50 years time and never get to see that , but sadly there is the chance that the lemmings who follow success as their banner of pride, might well have transferred their
" loyalties " to us.

Having been through the many emotions of watching City for many years and feeling part of a genuine hard core of loyal, self deprecating and grounded ( how could we be anything else with City ) supporters , with the ability to laugh at our many cock-ups along the way, hope that City as a club never ever morphs into such an odious club as the Scum.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

With apologies to the genuine ( match going ) United fans amongst my friends, who are genuinely embarrassed by the 659 million hangers on who infest their club .

 

[mat]

Rooney will be signing for a Chinese team and will wear the number 47 ln in tribute to his favourite meal.
As part of the deal will have the name won phat fuk on the back of shirt.

 

[bakerdave76]

Rooney will be signing for a Chinese team and will wear the number 47 ln in tribute to his favourite meal.
As part of the deal will have the name won phat fuk on the back of shirt.

Or 84 as a tribute to his favourite OAP. .. Coat

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Choose to sell your club to a deranged family of garden gnomes

I lol'd

 

[lancs blue]

The "United Way" also involves having a continuous stream of world class players coming through their youth setup - the reality is that they had two spells when they produced a good crop of quality kids, in the 50s under Busby and the early 90s under Ferguson - other than that it's largely been a stream of overpriced dross, I've no idea how they get so much money for their cast-offs.

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

'The United Way' is related to 'LVGs Philosophy'. It means nothing but it is easy for the media to say and print ad nauseum un til such time as people accept it as Gospel.

 

[kaz7]

Getting it in the neck ish on soccer saturday

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Generally being a set of cunts from top to bottom.