United Thread 2015/16

[TheThirdDeano]

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 34s34 seconds ago
BREAKING: Sky sources: Manchester United tell Jose Mourinho that manager's job is his if Louis van Gaal leaves this summer. #SSNHQ

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Are they really going to play chicken with the TT?

What a Pathetic club they are

 

[halfcenturyup]

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 34s34 seconds ago
BREAKING: Sky sources: Manchester United tell Jose Mourinho that manager's job is his if Louis van Gaal leaves this summer. #SSNHQ

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What does that even mean?

 

[Bozzie]

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 34s34 seconds ago
BREAKING: Sky sources: Manchester United tell Jose Mourinho that manager's job is his if Louis van Gaal leaves this summer. #SSNHQ

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Is that an 'invite to resign'?

 

[xgorton]

Can you imagine if the Rags win tonight they will look back at that West Ham game 2-1 up and they would have only needed a draw for a champions league spot,I will piss myself if we do it again on goal difference,Rag Coonts.

 

[Slashman X]

Hahaha, no Sly Sports are saying LVG is going to stay as manager. So what they're basically saying is that LVG has to quit as they won't sack him

 

[mat]

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

WTF does if he leaves actually mean

Rags are celebrating getting Mourinho but when explained to them if Turtle head leaves but what if he stays

Has he been sacked or has he resigned

 

[Jazzman]

It is in any case hugely entertaining. They kind of dropped a bomb but so far it is a fake, as old Louis must resign first ...

 

[kaz7]

That tweet means nothing,just raising their profile so people tune in later when they bill their game as a title decider,whoops maybe not lol

 

[Sergio Picasso Aguero]

If PSG get Mourinho and the scum stick with turtle there is no way they'll get top 4 next season

City - Guardiola
Spurs - Pochettino
Chelsea - Conte
Liverpool - Klopp

There is 4 clubs who have better managers without even mentioning Wenger, Koeman etc.

Hopefully their Liverpool-esque decline continues, it's fun to watch.

 

[Peter Doherty]

I hope a funny **** let's off a banger in there tommorow night.

More likely to be plastic explosive.

 

[manimanc]

More likely to be plastic explosive.

Let off by a plastic fan.

 

[mosssideblue]

SCUM

 

[jaiguruKun]

Ibrahimovic born to play for them according to Schmeichel senior.

He made it sound luke his entire football career has been leading up to the moment he signs for them and he has been wasting his talent up to now.

The desperation is seeping out of his every open pore.

 

[deano ou812]

I can't work out what the worst result is for the scum tonight but I hope whatever it is it happens.

How's this,if they get beat tonight they will have to win the fa cup to avoid a qualifier to get into the Europa league...

 

[Helmet Cole]

How's this,if they get beat tonight they will have to win the fa cup to avoid a qualifier to get into the Europa league...

That would be cool, but I have the welfare of our turtle to consider....

 

[deano ou812]

That would be cool, but I have the welfare of our turtle to consider....

True,the eye gouger rumours are getting stronger though,although couldn't care less if he took over still think he won't he needs to look at certain teams and evaluate,regardless what money he's given can he get them top 4 never mind win the league my thinking is absolutely not...

 

[Vienna_70]

That would be cool, but I have the welfare of our turtle to consider....

Fuck him.

He's an employee of the rags, so deserves no empathy nor sympathy from us.

 

[Pam]

Fuck him.

He's an employee of the rags, so deserves no empathy nor sympathy from us.

No, he is a double agent. Get with the programme, ffs.

 

[laserblue]

How's this,if they get beat tonight they will have to win the fa cup to avoid a qualifier to get into the Europa league...

Two qualifying rounds actually.