United Thread 2015/16

[Colin Bell's Boots]

He must be fucking boiling today. That's twice he's been made to look a **** on national radio.

surely it must be many more times than that ?

 

[1.618034]

Getting a bit late for an announcement today...

I reckon it's that fucking fax machine again!

 

[the_game_161]

Sounds like Zlatan will be their first signing

 

[andyhinch]

Getting a bit late for an announcement today...

I reckon it's that fucking fax machine again!

Be a shame if it's all going tits up wouldn't it :-)

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

"Mourinho guarantee's League Football" according to the MUEN

Does it? I could have sworn Chelsea were in relegation form when he imploded earlier this season!

Just read they are after Varane. Decent player him, hoping they don't get him

I could guarantee them league football.....

 

[SPIDERBOY]

5 managers in 3 years,right?

 

[mat]

So next season is shit or bust for the raggies.

Maureen will be the **** figurehead talking bollocks to the press and inciting crowd trouble at the Derbies. Whilst GPC pays 'visits' to the Mike Reilly. Sky/BT will be in full rag positive media overload.

Every cunts trick will be used from the book of dark arts.

We have to be more than ready to rise above it. Both as a club and individually as fans.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I personally think Zlatan is finished at the absolute top level. He is 34 and looked fading against us in the CL. It is amazing he kept his level for that long, 34 is old for a striker.

Aw shucks.



Great player but at 34 he's hardly mobile. Another signing of a "Name" who's way past his best.

Nice bloke though. I'm sure there won't be any problems in the dressing room...

"‘Trapp is German, and upon his arrival at PSG, Ibra gave him a little nickname: Adolf. When Zlatan estimates something to be a good joke, once his comic repetition gets underway, a bit like as in the penalty area, nobody can stop him. So with that, the new PSG goalkeeper was called Adolf here, and Adolf there.’ If Zlatan does end up at Old Trafford, we’re curious to hear the nickname he comes up with for Bastian Schweinsteiger."

http://talkingbaws.com/2016/05/zlat...me-for-german-team-mate-kevin-trapp-is-adolf/


Maureen, Zlatan and Rooney? No egos there. What could possibly go wrong?

Mind you this might mean that Wazza's off to the Orient.

What's Drogba doing these days? He'd fit right in too.

Zlatan will take some pressure off to sign a big name.

However there is no way he is going to handle a circa 50 game season at 34. I am not even sure that he makes them stronger.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

After years of the red twats laughing at us, after years of the gobshites giving it the big I am, after years of them singing "city are a joke..." , after years of them calling us small-time and lacking in class....after years of the horrible cunts being everywhere you fuckin go and being the loudest and most annoying bastards in there.....the shops, the pub, restaurants, work, parties and functions....well karma has come and kicked you right in the bollocks you horrible set of pricks.
About time too.
What a fuckin shame.
The rags today are small time, classless, a shambles and a laughing stock .
It couldn't have happened to a nicer club.

When highlighting it to a rag that United have panicked and got a second choice manager he wouldn't have it. They went balls balls deep for Guardiola when Pep went on his sabaticle, he never bothered ringing them back. 2 sackings later they are apparently getting their man.

If this guys so good why has he never been in the frame for the city job? Soriano considered him at Barca but decided he wasn't the right man to lead them forward. Just as Soriano predicted that LVG would be a bad appointment for any team that goes near him.

One big roll of the dice for them it may work or it may not. They don't have a coherent blue print of how to run the club, instead it's wild frashes around in the dark, hoping that if they chuck enough shit at something some of it will stick and start to pay off.

'Forever in their shadow' they say? They pushed the panic butting because of what's coming next season. Let's all laugh at Fc FakePipeBomb of Trafford. Drink it in ladies and gents.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Zlatan will take some pressure off to sign a big name.

However there is no way he is going to handle a circa 50 game season at 34. I am not even sure that he makes them stronger.

The way the Mangler dealt with him in the 2 games we played them, makes me think he will have a similar impact as the pig fucker and be raking in similar wages. Wiggy, Pig fucker and Arrgoant nose will be on, getting on, a million a week between them, for 3 blokes who's best days are well behind them.