United Thread 2015/16

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Blagged a free corporate to the swamp tomo. Well egg and chips in a Phoenix night standard room with lee Martin as the celebrity guest. I am going purely to photograph and count empty seats and embarrass the cunts. I will spend the entire 90 minutes working out the actual attendance.

Wearing your City shirt obviously..
 
Hull and Derby have been moved to Sky sports 2,Sky sports 1 will now show the game of the season with so much at stake Rags v Bournemouth ffs.
 
Why are Sly Sports showing a pointless game Tomorrow Night?

Do United's propaganda machine really think United will score 19 goals?

Anyway, let's f***ing enjoy an empty stadium, hearing a pin drop, Louis getting slaughtered on the terraces, on the TV, and at the end of the match/season getting interviewed.
 
Why are Sly Sports showing a pointless game Tomorrow Night?

Do United's propaganda machine really think United will score 19 goals?

Anyway, let's f***ing enjoy an empty stadium, hearing a pin drop, Louis getting slaughtered on the terraces, on the TV, and at the end of the match/season getting interviewed.
Be funny as fuck if the rags won 18-0 and missed out.
 
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After years of saying the fa cup is meaninglessness and not a big competition. ....yep you've guessed it....the rags are now bigging it up. When we won it in 2011 I had rag 'mates' saying it's an eggcup and mocked it. Now we have this plastic prick goldstein getting all precious about it and how the melted welly should rest the entire 11 who'll be starting again Wembley.
We don't call them the hypocrites for nothing you know.
 
After years of saying the fa cup is meaninglessness and not a big competition. ....yep you've guessed it....the rags are now bigging it up. When we won it in 2011 I had rag 'mates' saying it's an eggcup and mocked it. Now we have this plastic prick goldstein getting all precious about it and how the melted welly should rest the entire 11 who'll be starting again Wembley.
We don't call them the hypocrites for nothing you know.

Palace are gonna beat them
 
I'm sure Ed Chamberline will say something along the line of 'in this crazy season...' and 'if Unitee manage to get an early goal.....'
 
I've seen the opening script.

"1999 - They did the impossible *Cuts to rags scoring winner in Barca*...After the shocking events of Sunday's abandonment. *crying patsy rag* Can they do it again and dramatically steal 4th in the ultimate revenge for 2012...?"
 
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