United thread 2015/16

[nmc]

I'm starting to realise just why they hold Sir Toutalot in such high esteem. Compared to the others he's practically a saint.

A saint sent to Coventry by almost every member of his family - who clearly know what a tw#t he is...

 

[nmc]

So in the past week the manager has been assisting in the hush up of a constructive dismissal case whilst the goalie has allegations about prostitution chucked at him for arranging a 5some with rag players. All the while whilst having an employee like giggs who shags his brothers wife for 8 years on the pay roll.

The United way

Brilliantly put....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Knight.

I got it :-)

 

[ccr]

I got it :-)

So did I, but I'm using a cream the Doctor gave me.

 

[Eds]

What was never explained was why anyone suffering from acute shits would be out driving on the motorway in the first place.

The same lawyer I believe also got beck scum off a speeding charge by claiming he was fleeing from the paparazzi. And what was never explained in that case was why this mysterious person was not snapped by the fixed camera if this was the case?

 

[jimharri]

 

[kaz7]

Haha

 

[dario2739]

Oh dear...

 

[aguero93:20]

Oh dear...

They're going to need a bigger carpet.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

They're going to need a bigger carpet.

Will Rooney's rug do?