Plugging Ed's Gloryhole
Pimping Elderly Grannies
Plugging Ed's Gloryhole
Promptly Exited GroundPimping Elderly Grannies
Have you been asleep since Saturday ?Oh my life there will be a huge media love in. Can't wait to hear all the shite:
1. This being the one and only club he's wanted to manage.
2. Biggest club in the world.
3. He had loads of other offers, but as soon as he heard about the Rag interest he wouldn't even consider any other job.
4. He definitely was not approached before van Gaal was dismissed.
5. He will not be playing mind games, as that's not the United way.
6. Rashford has a place in his team, as he has always depended on youth players.
He will once again become the lovable rogue type figure the media love. He will not be arrogant and self centred, he will be erudite, he will be effusive, he will be enchanting. His football will not be dull and he won't park the bus, it will be innovative defensive play, it will be counter attacking, it will be dynamic and a breath of fresh air at the Theatre of Dreams. He will bring back the good times, he will bring back the 'United Way', he will look up to, and emulate Ferguson, he will wrap himself in the history and the traditions of the club.......
Basically, a big, big, big media wankfest.
HQ is in Knowsley.Peggy mou will be gutted when he finds out there aren't as many Matalans in Manchester as there are in London.
HQ is in Knowsley.
The rags will announce them as official shite clothes partner.Peggy mou will be gutted when he finds out there aren't as many Matalans in Manchester as there are in London.