United thread 2017/18

[laughing gravy]

We need a new word.. Gap doesn't quite seem to cut it..

grand canyon?

 

[mat]

The Rag Canyon....

 

[kaz7]

 

[Impeccable One]

grand canyon?

Chasm ... thick twats will need a dictionary !

 

[GornikDaze]

No mate, it's Guardiola trying to see the rags on the other side of the gap. We'll have to get him a pair of binoculars.

He’ll need a fkn Hubble telescope at this rate

 

[GornikDaze]

Thought the dippers gd was at least +70 no idea where that silly notion came from!

 

[aguero93:20]

End of season target

 

[Blue Til Death]

What sport is this in?

Don't forget Jones was going to be the next Duncan Edwards ... ha ha, it's a disgrace mentioning his name in the same sentence, I consider myself disgraced but had to make the point.
This has to be the most deluded comparison in the history of football..
Jones is utterly shite..!

 

[Vienna_70]

No Emile is the other one, you know, the one that made 2 assists for us in the Derby.

I like that. I think I’m going to start calling Lumpkaku Emile from now on, though it’s a bit of an insult to a certain Mr Heskey, don’t you think?

 

[jimharri]

I like that. I think I’m going to start calling Lumpkaku Emile from now on, though it’s a bit of an insult to a certain Mr Heskey, don’t you think?

Reminds me of that old "who shit on the floor" gag!