United thread 2017/18

[laserblue]

Shit folks, Pogba says they’re going to catch us.

May as well pack up and go home.

Imabignosedbitch said the same in November. That worked out well.

 

[laserblue]

This is what goal.com said 2 hours ago...........

The figures bandied around at the moment suggest United are willing to pay Alexis £400,000 per week in wages and signing-on fee of anywhere between £10m and £20m, as well as between £5m and £10m to the agent.

Someone dpesn't seem to be telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

They'll have to raid their secret piggy bank in the Cayman Islands.

 

[laserblue]

And that on top of the figures released by the police last week that Shited fudge their crowd figures more than any other team in the premiership, 10-15,000 each game.

As far as I'm aware the only time the GMP spilled the beans on the rags lying about attendances was in 2013. Has there been another GMP disclosure or are you referring to the same one?

 

[manimanc]

Just trying to remember which club it was who's fans said their players played to make history not money? Remember? They had a banner thingy made and were photographed holding it up? Now who was it.....?

Not seen this for a wee while!
Suppose it's in the football museum with tickometer year thingy , bless.

 

[KCblue]

9 assists in 13 games is a very impressive stat, but...





Other than 3 games, he's got 3 in 10 games and other than 2 against Arsenal the other 7 have been against shite sides. And 5 of his 9 assists had very, very little to do with his pass, if anything to do at all.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

"Manchester United called."

It's funny how deluded this guy is. They simply can't accept that he went there for more money.

 

[The perfect fumble]

"Manchester United called."

It's funny how deluded this guy is. They simply can't accept that he went there for more money.

Howson's button mushroom is getting all excited...

 

[Blue Til Death]

Well the raggies are giddy.

One of my work colleagues is arguing that Pogbad doesn’t get any credit for being better than Kev.

Best chuckle I’ve had for a while.

It's actually quite worrying that this serial failure is even mentioned in the same breath as Kev, have a word with your boss about the cretin, he needs to be sent on gardening leave urgently...!

 

[Leto]

"Manchester United called."

It's funny how deluded this guy is. They simply can't accept that he went there for more money.

He's so deluded that he looks in the mirror and thinks he has a normal sized head and face.

 

[KCblue]

They love to twist the facts to make themselves look a little better, eh?