United thread 2017/18

[Mid Wales blue]

Have a trip over to red cafe for some amusing Sunday morning reading. Apparently the donut thief is a much more important player then Kevin De Bruyne. Also they might add Ginger Kev's long range passing is almost as good as Pogba’s.

What’s the name of that river in Egypt?

De Nile!

 

[willipp]

There was a belting post on there that we have played no top sides this season.

They’re probably right

 

[abu13]

There was a belting post on there that we have played no top sides this season.

Im not sure about that, Liverpool, Bristol, Wolves an Palace have all caused us problems.

maybe they need to turn up against us before they start to bleat.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Another thread on City at the Cafe.
How do you play against this current City side?

Take away their chequebook

The ironing!!!

 

[ccr]

De Nile!

Ir well you may be right.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Give me mersey. Here we go with the puns.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Ir well you may be right.

Just water off a ducks back.

 

[Chris in London]

There was a belting post on there that we have played no top sides this season.

I completely agree with that. The rags certainly aren’t a top side, anyway, and they’re second.

EDIT actually, Napoli were pretty damn good.

 

[aguero93:20]

I completely agree with that. The rags certainly aren’t a top side, anyway, and they’re second.

EDIT actually, Napoli were pretty damn good.

We've played a team ahead of Juve in Serie A and 5 teams currently in the knockout stages of the Champions League and beaten them all.
The next step for this line of excuses will be if we manage to win the CL, they'll go full Eamon Dunphy and claim it's not an achievement as football is nowhere near as good as it used to be and there's no elite teams or players worldwide anymore.

 

[goalmole]

We are not a very good side apperantly and just well coached. Don’t even get me started on the Pep juicing our players thread.

Oh well least they are top of the social media table, it’s the only trophy that matters.

And they also have the 'Best behaved manager in the touchline', according to Mou himself.

Does this mean we have to give them a guard of honour when they come to the Etihad?
Before we batter them.