United thread 2017/18

[goatersnipple]

Presures on the rag bastards now.
I can honestly see spurs chealsea and the dippers finishing above them...

Now that would be funny

 

[bluethrunthru]

watching the Howson thing its great how the narrative has now moved to the " Mouhrinho had a bigger rebuild job to do " trying to downplay this seasons disaster for them. You can see he is squirming over the analysis of our spending against the rags and tries to chip in with the odd undermining comment when ever he can ............... looks like his piles are playing up which suits me fuckin fine

 

[avoidconfusion]

Ha ha ha. They're the one with that odd little creepy bloke who has a child's face, a midlands accent, an armchair season ticket and a huge chip on his shoulder about City. He knows that deep down he only dislikes us because he knows he has no real connection to Manchester or Manchester United and it kills him inside.

Yea, he calls himself "Mark Goldbridge" now and is actually called Brent Di Cesare and wasn't a United fan until he thought being a United Fan and having a YouTube Channel about it brings him more subscribers.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Sounds like a typical rag to me

 

[Pam]

Paranoia reaching new levels over at the cafe - now we're buying the press !!

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/buying-off-the-press-is-it-possible.436546/

They are suffering from City Derangement Syndrome. They first contracted this nine and a half years ago and it's been getting worse ever since.

 

[NorCalBlue]

I'm still wondering how the shower of shit that is the rags are 2nd, theyvare fuckin awful to watch ... Lucky to make top 4 now I reckon ... Hope they don't ...!

DDG. So far this year United should have conceded 32 goals based on the shots against, but they've actually only conceded 19. None of the other teams in the top 6 have conceded less than expected using xG (we've conceded 3 more than we should).

Interesting to note that the only team better in this category than United is Burnley, who are 15 goals better off than they should be.

 

[NorCalBlue]

They are suffering from City Derangement Syndrome. They first contracted this nine and a half years ago and it's been getting worse ever since.

Their banner was the only thing keeping them sane all those years...

 

[Blue Til Death]

De Gea is their factor, without him they would be mid table, he saves them that much..!

 

[aguero93:20]

We've got to think bigger, I'm turning up with Daisy...

Good idea, you can sell that to Woodward for £100m and buy it back in the next transfer window for a bag of magic beans.

 

[goalmole]

Fuck that. If it's on, then everyone has to turn up with a carton of milk. When we win, you know the score.

Bukkake time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!