United thread 2017/18

[Blue Til Death]

Wonder if the moaning one eats Heritage carrots

 

[Pam]

Hope Spurs fucking smash em at Wembley

He'll be lining up his excuses now in case they do. City will be mentioned for our heritage factor.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Er..........

 

[Sir peace frog]

Er..........

after the form hes produced this season you really would think he would get his head down ,but no hes more interested in his image

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

after the form hes produced this season you really would think he would get his head down ,but no hes more interested in his image

Very capable player in the right team, but he is managing to f**k up the simple things, such as finding a team mate with a basic short pass along the floor.

It's almost like he is sulking, and doing it on purpose. And long may it continue while he is at the Rag's.

 

[BongoBlue]

Just painting his bonce blue to acclaim the PL Champs on April 7.
Thanks Paulie.

 

[avoidconfusion]

I am so glad we did not sign this utter twat

 

[goalmole]

On a serious note, what do you think has happened to Sanchez since becoming a rag? He's a shadow of his former self under Maureen so what could the Pulis tribute artist have done to totally fuck things up in the way that he obviously has with Sanchez?

There's obviously a great deal that goes on behind the scenes at the swamp than the likes of us will never know, but Maureen and/or a few players must have said or done something to unsettle him.

Tbf was a shadow of himself this season even when he was at Arsenal. A few posters pointed this out in his transfer thread

 

[Vienna_70]

Well Sanchez made his bed, so he has to lie in it.

I don't think we have missed him, and after watching Mahrez yesterday, I think he has far more about his play, should we still be interested in the summer.

And Maher’s is three or four years younger.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I can see United breaking the summer transfer window total spend records - either they do that or mid table mediocrity beckons.

De Gea - surely this year Real will snag him
Lindelof - Their Mangala
Blind - sidelined
Luke Shaw - broken
Darmian - sidelined
Valencia - on last legs
Carrick - gone
Pogba - fallen out
Fellaini - going
Young - on last legs
Sanchez - Getting slower and slower
Martial - pissed off (had his entire AMNumber branding ready to go, when he lost that number IIRC)
Lingard - will follow his dab partner to the ends of the earth
Rashford - dicked about with
Ibrahimovic - going

So even if some of that doesn't occur, they're going to need to replace almost an entire starting 11 just to stand still.

Looking at their recent history of incoming transfers:
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/manchester-united/alletransfers/verein/985
..it's a pretty dire the amount of short term churn in the previous 4 seasons

14/15
Di Maria - gone
Shaw - dead and buried
Herrera
Rojo
Savic - gone + Who?
Blind - sidelined
Falcao - crocked and then playing better when he left

15/16
Martial - not happy
Schneiderlin - moved on
Depay - moved on
Darmian - sidelined
Schweinsteiger - moved on

16/17
Pogba - not a happy haircut
Mkhitaryan - moved on
Bailly
Ibrahimovic - let go/moved on

That's an abysmal hit rate (similar to ours on 'misses' 12/13 to 14/15 https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/manchester-city/alletransfers/verein/281 )

You forgot Wayne.....