United thread 2017/18

[Jack Hackett]

To add to United’s woes, it seems Sanchez is cutting a very unhappy and forlorn figure at OT, his poor form made worse by his seeming regret at joining the club

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh...

 

[avoidconfusion]

Poor Alexis... learned to play the Piano as well just to join United. What a shame it isn't working out for him, I do feel sorry for him... nah who am I kidding, fuck him.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Manchester United are concerned that forward Alexis Sanchez, 29, is struggling to settle at the club and fear a repeat of the circumstances around Paris St-Germain winger Angel di Maria's brief spell at Old Trafford. (Mail)

Absolutely hilarious this....maureen wanted to get one over on Pep by signing sanchez, sanchez was turned by greed

Welcome to one another

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Surely they can remember the words to park the bus? Not a hard song is it?

Books already printed ready to be dished out.
https://goo.gl/images/j1vrcB

 

[old blue]

You don’t want to go there.
It’s surrounded by dead wood, it’s in the middle of a swamp and there’s nothing to see but an enormous bus park.

Thanks for that, you have saved me a couple of bob.

 

[IWasHere]

Micah was a weird one in that his technical ability seemed to regress as he got older

I only remember him having one quality season and that was in the 11/12 season when we won the league. The best match he ever played for us was the derby when we battered them in their own backyard.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Said on Capital FM news this morning that the Rags may be handing out "song sheets" after Maureen complained about the atmosphere.


https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...-improve-atmosphere-at-old-trafford-lmqwb8nfq

It's going to be a mandatory requirememnt for season ticket purchases next year. You must sing or you'll forfeit it to the next in person in the 3 year waiting list.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Was just reading summat and there was a link to this absolute pile of shit.
Must be Castles under an alias.


Jose Mourinho achieves Man Utd record not reached since Sir Alex Ferguson
MANCHESTER UNITED have reached an impressive milestone for the first time since Sir Alex Fergsuon left the club.


Manchester United tightened their grip on second place with a hard-fought 2-1 victory over Liverpool on Saturday afternoon.

For the first time since Ferguson retired, United sit above all bar one of their Premier League rivals with eight games remaining.

And it's fair to say Jose Mourinho is bringing the good times back to Old Trafford.

The Portuguese boss has overseen 20 Premier League wins so far this season, a feat that has not been achieved at the club since 2013, in Ferguson's final season.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

To add to United’s woes, it seems Sanchez is cutting a very unhappy and forlorn figure at OT, his poor form made worse by his seeming regret at joining the club

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh...

Cheesy piano video ain't looking so cool now, eh Alexis?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I only remember him having one quality season and that was in the 11/12 season when we won the league. The best match he ever played for us was the derby when we battered them in their own backyard.

Mica's best ever game - FA Cup v Villa: A late goal, and the live interview afterwards.