United thread 2017/18

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Was just reading summat and there was a link to this absolute pile of shit.
Must be Castles under an alias.


Jose Mourinho achieves Man Utd record not reached since Sir Alex Ferguson
MANCHESTER UNITED have reached an impressive milestone for the first time since Sir Alex Fergsuon left the club.


Manchester United tightened their grip on second place with a hard-fought 2-1 victory over Liverpool on Saturday afternoon.

For the first time since Ferguson retired, United sit above all bar one of their Premier League rivals with eight games remaining.

And it's fair to say Jose Mourinho is bringing the good times back to Old Trafford.

The Portuguese boss has overseen 20 Premier League wins so far this season, a feat that has not been achieved at the club since 2013, in Ferguson's final season.

Well, The Dipper's are their biggest rivals.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Cheesy piano video ain't looking so cool now, eh Alexis?

He should have played this....

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557
Song sheets and continental-style 'cheerleaders' with megaphones are among the ideas being discussed in an effort to improve the atmosphere at Manchester United's home games.

Manager Jose Mourinho has previously said that Old Trafford is too quiet.

The club were asked at a recent fans' forum if song sheets could be distributed at the turnstiles.

United said they would look into the idea, although it is highly unlikely to be implemented.

Meanwhile, the Premier League club will provide fans with a "full update" in May on the potential for having a women's team.

United have received intense criticism for their failure to field an adult women's side, at a time when local rivals Manchester City, plus Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool, all have teams at the top end of the Women's Super League.

The Old Trafford club say the idea remains "under review at a high level of the club".

At the fans' forum, United said a women's team "isn't something that can happen overnight". They cite staffing and facilities as specific issues.

However, it is understood a women's side is part of the discussion around potential development of United's training site at the Cliff in Salford.

Megaphones? Instruments?
Fans' groups are apparently looking into whether it would be possible to replicate the atmosphere at grounds in countries such as Germany and Italy, where crowd involvement is 'conducted' by supporters with megaphones, backed by other fans with instruments.

United did introduce a singing section in the north-east corner of the ground but it has not made a significant improvement.

Both the club and fans' groups felt the situation was far better on Saturday, when the singing section was moved to the south-east corner of the stadium for the FA Cup quarter-final with Brighton.

However, this is the area normally reserved for away supporters and it is felt moving that section for league games is impractical given the number of season ticket holders in other parts of the ground.

 

[swpswp]

Just get the piccadilly rats behind one of the goals.

 

[ray21]

Just get the piccadilly rats behind one of the goals.

Don’t you think they have enough rats already.

 

[babyape]

Just get the piccadilly rats behind one of the goals.

Jose looks like he's ready to join them at the moment outside Wetherspoons.......

 

[manimanc]

Looks like the piano man is just a lone candle in the wind.

 

[aguero93:20]

Looks like the piano man is just a lone candle in the wind.

$an¢h€z to sign for the dippers?

 

[bluethrunthru]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557
Song sheets and continental-style 'cheerleaders' with megaphones are among the ideas being discussed in an effort to improve the atmosphere at Manchester United's home games.

Manager Jose Mourinho has previously said that Old Trafford is too quiet.

The club were asked at a recent fans' forum if song sheets could be distributed at the turnstiles.

United said they would look into the idea, although it is highly unlikely to be implemented.

Meanwhile, the Premier League club will provide fans with a "full update" in May on the potential for having a women's team.

United have received intense criticism for their failure to field an adult women's side, at a time when local rivals Manchester City, plus Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool, all have teams at the top end of the Women's Super League.

The Old Trafford club say the idea remains "under review at a high level of the club".

At the fans' forum, United said a women's team "isn't something that can happen overnight". They cite staffing and facilities as specific issues.

However, it is understood a women's side is part of the discussion around potential development of United's training site at the Cliff in Salford.

Megaphones? Instruments?
Fans' groups are apparently looking into whether it would be possible to replicate the atmosphere at grounds in countries such as Germany and Italy, where crowd involvement is 'conducted' by supporters with megaphones, backed by other fans with instruments.

United did introduce a singing section in the north-east corner of the ground but it has not made a significant improvement.

Both the club and fans' groups felt the situation was far better on Saturday, when the singing section was moved to the south-east corner of the stadium for the FA Cup quarter-final with Brighton.

However, this is the area normally reserved for away supporters and it is felt moving that section for league games is impractical given the number of season ticket holders in other parts of the ground.

I saw that. Its a product of playing uninspired football for 5 years under uninspiring managers and being under the ownership of a family who's #1 target is to make sure they can draw their cut off the top - the playing side being at best #2 in their priorities.

 

[waspish]

All this shit coming out from the media about song sheets Pogba hair it’s all about Twitter likes dislikes and most opposing fans fall for it I don’t retweet any of the rag properGanda that pops up in my timeline.