United thread 2017/18

[citytilllidie]

Rag mate stated to me that he won't recognise us as champions until we win it twice on the bounce!
Talk about hurting.
I said, well what will happen when you turn up next season and see 'Welcome to the home of the champions' over our front door?
"You won't put that up will you?"
Hilario

 

[Gabriel]

Staggering what they’re paying Sanchez. Could have signed Evgeny Kissin for a fraction of the price.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Seeing Crazy Sandra/Brent/Mark Goldbridge saying that McTominay reminds him of Steffen Effenberg is Comedy gold ! Even better this morning is seeing them celebrating the clean sheet last night so De Gea won the golden glove award! Small time *****

Well I can see it, tall, slim, fair hair, male, er, er ?

 

[citytill1die84]

Feck me talk about dodging a bullet
Jose Mourinho's desperation to gazump Pep Guardiola in the hot pursuit of Alexis Sanchez saw Manchester United commit to a £6.7million signing-on fee to the Chilean on top of £391,000-a-week pay, it can be revealed.


The figures, reveal that Sanchez's basic £20.35m a year in wages and marketing rights — dependent on Champions League qualification, which United have secured — is supplemented by £75,000 for every game he starts, as well as a £1.1m annual signing-on fee.
Manchester United committed to pay Alexis Sanchez £5m in bonuses on top of his £391,000-a-week salary in order to sign him from Arsenal ahead of Manchester City in January

There will be another £2m if he reaches a combination of 40 goals and assists in a season, £1m if United win the Champions League and £500,000 if they win the Premier League. Potentially, Sanchez can earn £25m a year.

Wow definitely dodged a bullet.

 

[Vienna_70]

Well I can see it, tall, slim, fair hair, male, er, er ?

And they’re both European.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Rag mate stated to me that he won't recognise us as champions until we win it twice on the bounce!
Talk about hurting.
I said, well what will happen when you turn up next season and see 'Welcome to the home of the champions' over our front door?
"You won't put that up will you?"
Hilario

They make it up as they go along. One told me that you arent proper champs unless you piss the league rather than win it last day (like the previous 2 tomes we won it).
Reminded him of that and now its a shit league and we shouldnt get too excited, as we didnt ‘win it’ but rather others ‘didnt win it’.

Glad it hurts

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

I hope they get bent over the barrell again by raiola for justin kluivert - that would be hilarious

Pmsl

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Well I can see it, tall, slim, fair hair, male, er, er ?

Likes to kill the danger with a quick volley up to the other end that nobody can catch.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I can't quite recall, but did Effenberg ever offer up those immortal lines, 'Ave it!' when executing a passing shot?
It was around the start of the grunting era I believe.

 

[malg]

Scum.