United thread 2017/18

[jimharri]

We need a name for that guy. Someone must know him!

 

[deegee33]

Rooney!!

 

[PW]

We need a name for that guy. Someone must know him!

I can think of a few, but in all honesty what right minded adult male human being would be so fucking stupid, sad and needy to go into a shop and have that printed on the back of his shirt. The staff must-have thought "What a cock" but in his mind he thinks he cool, original, funny and their number one fan.

They just seem to be a magnet for ****s, it unbelievable how the swamp can attract so many fucking knob heads, it's like a giant lamp for backward moths. Anyway I'm just of out for a Komendy.

 

[roman totale]

...it's like a giant lamp for backward moths...

Brilliant!

 

[TheThirdDeano]

With a little help from this man....

You can tell just by looking at them they are a pair of utter ****s and just be glancing and having to guess with no prior knowledge you'd know they supported United.
****s.

 

[mat]

They want to Hijack a deal for Sanchez.

The media narrative will be interesting....

 

[philiph20]

I can think of a few, but in all honesty what right minded adult male human being would be so fucking stupid, sad and needy to go into a shop and have that printed on the back of his shirt. The staff must-have thought "What a cock" but in his mind he thinks he cool, original, funny and their number one fan.

They just seem to be a magnet for ****s, it unbelievable how the swamp can attract so many fucking knob heads, it's like a giant lamp for backward moths. Anyway I'm just of out for a Komendy.

Where I am middle aged men dress up in their replica tops to watch them in the pub, they really are odd to put it mildly.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Barca apparently in for Marcus of Rashford.

 

[waspish]

Barca apparently in for Marcus of Rashford.

100m for Rashford then

 

[PW]

Where I am middle aged men dress up in their replica tops to watch them in the pub, they really are odd to put it mildly.

A good few years ago I played in a five aside league every Thursday night. We played the same teams over a course of the season, one of which had a bloke who was about forty and used to wear a full scum strip, including the tracksuit top and bottoms prior to kick off. If memory serves me right I'm pretty sure this full kit wanker had one with VanNistlerooy, one was Beckham and the other was Stam. Depending on his top he adopted the Brian Glover in Kes approach in that he had to take up the position reflected by his shirt choice.

Fucking Idiot.