United thread 2017/18

[Blumers Bloomers]

He left the scum to join your boys as BFS needed a top up on his brown envelope fund. GPC allegedly gave up on him.

If he has mental issues I hope he's addressing them. Signing for a Mexican club makes me think he's running away from them.

He was sat on the next table to me in Picolinnos on Thursday night .....prompted the "who does he play for now?" conversation. No ide it was some Mexican club?! Bizarre

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Sky one wanking over PEG upstaging the Grenfell game.

I hope someone smacks him in the face for penalties.

He managed to turn that into being all about him didnt he, the twat

 

[mat]

He managed to turn that into being all about him didnt he, the twat

Sky didn't help. Fawning over his last minute appearance and laughing at him playing the ****.

 

[mccity]

I don't understand? Why watch the Game4Grenfell when you could've watched one of United's legendary bi-weekly legends charity match?

 

[crazyg]

I don't understand? Why watch the Game4Grenfell when you could've watched one of United's legendary bi-weekly leg ends charity match?

You missed out hitting the space bar between the words "leg" and "ends". I've edited it for you for correctness.

 

[mccity]

You missed out hitting the space bar between the words "leg" and "ends". I've edited it for you for correctness.

Haha thanks I'm such a numpty at times ;)

 

[Cellarite]

On the 9th day of 10 in Catalonia. Whilst here, I've encountered three rags. One from Cardiff whose 16 year old son wears a Cardiff City top one day and a rag shirt the next, a plum from Cheltenham who has silver hair but dresses like a 16 year old with basketball vests and a snap back cap. Today, this twat has a rag shirt on with "Mourinho 01" printed on the back. Looks a complete **** with Premier league badges on the sleeves.

The best one is a thunder**** from Runcorn. Scouse accent and on the piss from 10 in the morning until after midnight. I was having a good chat with a decent Watford fan one night when this prick staggers over to ask who he supports. On hearing, he replied "Fucking Watford? They're shit mate. I'd rather support City." Me, the Watford fan and his 11 year old daughter fell about laughing at the twat.

They have no idea how they come across to normal football fans.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

On the 9th day of 10 in Catalonia. Whilst here, I've encountered three rags. One from Cardiff whose 16 year old son wears a Cardiff City top one day and a rag shirt the next, a plum from Cheltenham who has silver hair but dresses like a 16 year old with basketball vests and a snap back cap. Today, this twat has a rag shirt on with "Mourinho 01" printed on the back. Looks a complete **** with Premier league badges on the sleeves.

The best one is a thunder**** from Runcorn. Scouse accent and on the piss from 10 in the morning until after midnight. I was having a good chat with a decent Watford fan one night when this prick staggers over to ask who he supports. On hearing, he replied "Fucking Watford? They're shit mate. I'd rather support City." Me, the Watford fan and his 11 year old daughter fell about laughing at the twat.

They have no idea how they come across to normal football fans.

I'd have said and we would rather you fuck off

 

[manctheknife]

I'd have said and we would rather you fuck off

Almost Wildean...

 

[Cellarite]

I'd have said and we would rather you fuck off

I'd have loved to but couldn't stop laughing at the rag being laughed at by an 11 year old girl. Whilst I was recovering, the Watford fan hit him with "We hammered you 3-1 last season. You must be really bad." The pisshead staggered back to where he'd come from.