United thread 2017/18

[worsleyweb]

So did I :p

You make some great points though mate - good post.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Compare and contrast

....Some facts jump out with the colours and positions on the 1st image.

great stats

 

[jimharri]

Page 753, Jim.

;-)

Edit.....has to be said it's very funny, especially followed by the "rag-cûnt Taylor desperate to score for his beloved rags"

Nowhere near as good as my brilliant post. Cream rises to the top, as they say.

 

[cookster]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

I salute you sir!

 

[SkyBlueHobgoblin]

Ouch! Stinging slap of an article I ever did read!

Wow!!..........that’ll really hurt the RAGs..........cracking insight!..........

 

[Elbow beards]

They have scored 18 of their 24 goals against teams in the bottom half. 6 in 5 games against top half teams. Flat track bullies.

That's wrong, they've scored 21 of their 23 goals again bottom 10 only 2 against top 10

 

[worsleyweb]

That's wrong, they've scored 21 of their 23 goals again bottom 10 only 2 against top 10

Glad to be wrong!! And we have scored 20 against teams in the top 10.

 

[BongoBlue]

Brilliant - they are fucked now! Pogpa clearly has issues and will never be fit or consistent plus he is a complete twat. Lukaku is a 30 million pound mid table striker. They are just a big team of cloggers. They have a manager who is outdated and will need a big pay off. There ground is like a 1960s physics lab. The fans are all wankers. All 659 million of them. They have a fat left back they paid 30 million for. A 32 million pound centre half from Sweden who is shit. Mata is a lovely bloke but no pace. The Armenian has proved to be a bit shit. Jones is pig ugly. Lindergard is a scrote. Martial has French issues. Rashford wants to play for us. The goalies girlfriend will dump him if he stays in Manchester much longer. Ibrahimovic is 53. Their neighbours are playing the best football the premiership has ever seen with a manager who is pleasant. They have a vile narcissistic wanker who lives in a hotel and has not settled. Their training ground is near a load of ugly pylons. They are a fucking repugnant classless bunch of wankers and they have finished behind us for god knows how many years and will do again this year!! Three weeks ago they thought they would win the title - now they realise they are shit!!

Karma you red twats!!

Just to join the chorus; well done sir. All I can think of is that scene in the film where the older guy in the pub tells a bunch of united fans: "I hate your fuckin' club..." and then goes on a proper rant. Must dig that out...;)

 

[Vienna_70]

Nowhere near as good as my brilliant post. Cream rises to the top, as they say.

That’s what I’ve always liked about you, J.

Your modesty.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

Just to join the chorus; well done sir. All I can think of is that scene in the film where the older guy in the pub tells a bunch of united fans: "I hate your fuckin' club..." and then goes on a proper rant. Must dig that out...;)

Just for you; and me;)

 

[mccity]

You make some great points though mate - good post.

You sweetheart ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

Just for you; and me;)

I always enjoy watching that.

Thanks for posting.

 

[The Colonel]

I honestly don’t think that Mourinho is mentally well. No sense of reality, balance or the bigger picture.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

I honestly don’t think that Mourinho is mentally well. No sense of reality, balance or the bigger picture.

Is he still holed up at the Lowry?

 

[malg]

Is he still holed up at the Lowry?

Not healthy living in a hotel....

 

[jimharri]

That’s what I’ve always liked about you, J.

Your modesty.

I try V, I try. Indeed, a lot of people will testify that I am a very trying type of guy.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I honestly don’t think that Mourinho is mentally well. No sense of reality, balance or the bigger picture.

I`ve said it for ages, he`s a sociopath

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Doesn't anyone else find it weird that Mourinho is STILL living in a hotel?
Makes it look like he's not been commuted from the start, which completely goes against his character...

Spoiler

(SARCASM)

 

[bluebanana83]

FFS, Bogbrush suing New Balance because his boots didn’t fit.

http://www.espnfc.us/manchester-uni...tself-after-marouane-fellaini-reportedly-sues

Next up: Fellaini sues forty-seven players; claims elbows damaged by repeated blows to their heads.

Could be some truth in this. My mate worked for NB and Vinny kept complaining about the boots to them. Be interesting to see if his injuries coincided with his move to Warrior/NB. He’s with Adidas now.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Not healthy living in a hotel....

Has he moved into the Britannia ?