United thread 2017/18

[Vienna_70]

Looks like you were right.

Originally pencilled in to return for Liverpool in 10 days time, Simon Stone now saying it'll be more likely December.

3 big Hamstring injuries, potentially 7 months out, over 3 years, that could be on it's way to a chronic, Kompany calf/Wilshere ankle/Sturridge Hamstring type affair.

That’s £89 million (at least) well spent then.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

It's always the way with rag fans. They start off sounding reasonable and honest about their club, we all enjoy a bit of banter, there's give and take from both sides, and you begin to think "Well, maybe there are some decent rags in existence." And then they revert to type. The moment you state something factual that paints the club in rather unflattering colours, something that peels away at the whole Hollywood facade the club's PR team have gradually built up over the years, the moment you point out, for example, the sheer hypocrisy of them calling us out over having a rich benefactor, the abuse starts. They revert to childish name-calling and end up getting banned. So they skulk back to dead cafè and lie to their slow-witted colleagues about how us bitter berties hate Pep, we detest Sergio, can't stand our wealthy owners, and wish with all our collective hearts that we had Maureen and his billion-pound Wimbledon instead. About how we watch in stunned amazement as Phil 'the face' single-handedly ensures De Gea never has anything to do. As Lukaku, with an almost supernatural agility weaves intricate little patterns against the opponents, how that saintly cherubim Fellaini never complains to the ref when players deliberately smash their heads into his elbows.

And all their followers in Asia and the middle-east all nod their heads wisely as if to say: "You good, kind, gentle soul. Thank you for showing those berties the error of their ways."

Great post.simply the best Kb.
In using the terms "Hollywood " and "million pound Wimbledon " you have absolutely nailed it.or them.
Great post

 

[dennishasdoneit]

That’s £89 million (at least) well spent then.

100 million on a crock they brought through the red ranks for nowt.ouch!
The third Deano....you were right pal.
Pogbad is shit.....a crock of shit,lol

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fuck off with the rag bullshit...rags like you get on my fucking tits.
You only ever show your colours when the scum win.
Let's see where the rags are at the end of the season eh.
I didn't hear any booing v Palace and we boo the chumps league anthem because Uefa have tried to fuck us over numerous times.
I'm looking forward to rags losing a couple of games so you can all fuck off back to whichever rock you have crawled out from under.
Fuck me I really hate the red bastard's with a vengeance... arrogant twats to a man.

blue b4 the moon endorses this post.

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

blue b4 the moon endorses this post.

I’l 2nd it mate ;-)

 

[bakerdave76]

I’l 2nd it mate ;-)

I'll 3rd it

 

[Salfordian Blue]

Edited.

Note to self. Don't try comedy when you've just woke up. :-/

 

[manimanc]

Romalu Lukaku.
He's their Belgium scoring genius,
Yet they focus on his penis?
It's not for me to say,
But that seems pretty gay.

I've got some phone numbers for a taxi if you'd like some?

 

[Salfordian Blue]

I've got some phone numbers for a taxi if you'd like some?

I've changed it. ;-)

As you probably guessed, I'm bored stupid.

 

[jaiguruKun]

I've never read such sycophantic drivel in a national newspaper. It could easily be taken from a Rag fanzine.