United thread 2017/18

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Some players still have delusions.....
From the BBC Gossip Column;
Former Manchester United striker Memphis Depay, 23, who is now at Lyon, believes his next step is "going to Real Madrid", adding: "That's my serious goal." (Daily Star, via De PSV Supporter)

I have only made one correct football prediction in my days on earth, and it was that as soon as this queef of a player demanded to be called "Memphis" instead of "Depay", his career would fall faster than a penny dropped off the Empire State Building.
 
Based on googles lyrics for 'pass the dutchie'
Lines in italics, need doing.


This generation
Bores the nation
With aversion


Hoofball happen to be the end of love
So dire it really make you rub and scrub

Park the bus against a top 10 side
Park the bus against a top 10 side

Its Jose Mourinho, give 'em basic make 'em yawn and wank

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could see it 'cause it was the moan of Jose

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

So I got my mate and went out for a walk

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

As we pass the scaffold dump we heard 'em say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make Jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

So I laughed to find out what was going on.

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

'Cause the spirit of Jose, you know he leads you on

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

There was a ring of dread and a seance was there in swing

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could feel the chill as we seen and heard them say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul ?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna hurt, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

'Cause 'em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all the basic make 'em wind up the past

'Em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all basic make 'em wind up the past, (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

You laugh at them on radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo

A so me know you a go play it on the disco

A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo


Park the bus against a top 10 side (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
You wilt against a top 10 side
(Appalling) against a top 10 side

I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make 'em slump and pout (against a top 10 side) I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make Jose be able to slump and pout, we saw (against a top 10 side)
 
He has a history of this always puts the feelers out there 2nd season in scum probably give him a bumper new deal what he is after and still end up at PSG in 18 months
I think he's been getting a lot of flack from the media after yesterday's borefest. Even those hacks who worship his every utterance are asking questions about the money he's spent and the sort of football he's delivering.
If he dishes up more of that putrid shite again the plastics will turn away en-masse and the Glazers will kick him out.
 
Based on googles lyrics for 'pass the dutchie'
Lines in italics, need doing.


This generation
Bores the nation
With aversion


Hoofball happen to be the end of love
So dire it really make you rub and scrub

Park the bus against a top 10 side
Park the bus against a top 10 side

Its Jose Mourinho, give 'em basic make 'em yawn and wank

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could see it 'cause it was the moan of Jose

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

So I got my mate and went out for a walk

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

As we pass the scaffold dump we heard 'em say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make Jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

So I laughed to find out what was going on.

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

'Cause the spirit of Jose, you know he leads you on

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

There was a ring of dread and a seance was there in swing

(How does it feel when you've got no soul?)

You could feel the chill as we seen and heard them say

(How does it feel when you've got no soul ?)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna hurt, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

'Cause 'em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all the basic make 'em wind up the past

'Em say lies all through summer, 'em say listen to their boss

Give 'em all basic make 'em wind up the past, (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

(We saw) Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

You laugh at them on radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo

A so me know you a go play it on the disco

A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo


Park the bus against a top 10 side (We saw)

Park the bus against a top 10 side

It a gonna bore, give 'em basic make jose slump and prance

It a long gone, give 'em the basic make 'em crocked en-trance

against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
(We saw) against a top 10 side
You wilt against a top 10 side
(Appalling) against a top 10 side

I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make 'em slump and pout (against a top 10 side) I say east, say west, say north and south (against a top 10 side)

This is gonna make Jose be able to slump and pout, we saw (against a top 10 side)
You should post this on the Caf.
 
You should post this on the Caf.
Naww , I don't think so, it'll just pander to yours and their beliefs.

As I said, it's far too cheesy RAwKish, and crap.

- basically What happens to your brain when you're in A&E for 4 hours after not much sleep.
 
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