United thread 2017/18

[Sir peace frog]

sky ,united ,Liverpool and the written press thought this was going to be a week long istory wankfest , week long wankathon on the glorious and magnificent istory these clubs have ,the titanic clash that produced football we could boast about around the world ,to show the world that the prem is the biggest and best league in the world,led by these two behemoths of world football.

7-2 THEY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING :)

 

[Bluemoonbaldboy]

Maureen showed exactly how he will play against teams he sees as threat. Yet this season it’s been shown time and time again if you get at Liverpool’s defence you’ll get goals. But no he decided to be defensive, their fans slaughtered Van Gaal for doing the same yet they hail Maureen for getting a hard earned point. They’ve been in decent scoring form albeit against teams where they should win. Soon as anyone who’s got a real attacking threat the bus comes out. All that build up on sky and what a dull game

 

[dickie davies]

Great headline too. 'Jose Mourinho - Football's Enemy'! By Holt

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4980254/Jose-Mourinho-returns-enemy-football.htm

Not a single attempt at goal in an entire half of football says it all.

I love this from Holt's article

As it had been foretold, Mourinho parked the bus again at Anfield. Even though it is his default tactic, it is always hard not to be disappointed when a team with United's attacking talents are reduced to playing defence in a game of attack versus defence. In United's last two visits to the home of their fiercest rivals, they have managed two shots on target.

That is two shots on target in both games together. Not each game.

 

[waspish]

Maureen showed exactly how he will play against teams he sees as threat. Yet this season it’s been shown time and time again if you get at Liverpool’s defence you’ll get goals. But no he decided to be defensive, their fans slaughtered Van Gaal for doing the same yet they hail Maureen for getting a hard earned point. They’ve been in decent scoring form albeit against teams where they should win. Soon as anyone who’s got a real attacking threat the bus comes out. All that build up on sky and what a dull game

Yep it was a masterclass in negativity by the Boriniho

 

[manimanc]

Stats just in from the Liverpool v man Utd game yesterday.
Total shots- man utd 1 /Liverpool 7
Touches of the ball from lukaku- 4
Touches of the ball from the ballboy- 10.

 

[Hoghead]

Some players still have delusions.....
From the BBC Gossip Column;
Former Manchester United striker Memphis Depay, 23, who is now at Lyon, believes his next step is "going to Real Madrid", adding: "That's my serious goal." (Daily Star, via De PSV Supporter)

 

[davymcfc]

sky ,united ,Liverpool and the written press thought this was going to be a week long istory wankfest , week long wankathon on the glorious and magnificent istory these clubs have ,the titanic clash that produced football we could boast about around the world ,to show the world that the prem is the biggest and best league in the world,led by these two behemoths of world football.

7-2 THEY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING :)

Fucking love it. What a boring bunch of twats.

 

[Andrew___K]

Stats just in from the Liverpool v man Utd game yesterday.
Total shots- man utd 1 /Liverpool 7
Touches of the ball from lukaku- 4
Touches of the ball from the ballboy- 10.

The xG numbers are even more hilarious. Though you should take into account Salah's awful shooting:

 

[Sir peace frog]

The xG numbers are even more hilarious. Though you should take into account Salah's awful shooting:

whats an xg number

 

[manimanc]

whats an xg number

Was going to say that myself.
Doesn't Liam Gallagher usually end his tweets with xg?